1. Cameron Diaz still works out a lot, in case you didn’t know.
2. Speaking of which, Jason Segel has lost a LOT of weight.
3. Like, he’s really skinny now.
4. Don’t film a sex tape on your iPad if you have “the cloud,” the video will sync to all of your devices.
Or just don’t film a sex tape at all.
5. Even the ones you bought your family, boss, and mailman for Christmas…
6. Rob Lowe looks super cute in glasses.
7. He also knows how to let loose, apparently.
8. People will go to absurd lengths to stop something they probably shouldn’t have made in the first place.
9. The movie Lincoln lasted 3 hours.
If you saw it then ignore this fact, obviously.