First, you see people shopping on this "Tobi" thing all over Facebook
So you check it out because, hey, it can't hurt!
Everything is just so adorable and cute!
Wait, new arrivals are 30% off?!?!
AND NEW MEMBERS GET 50% OFF THEIR FIRST PURCHASE?
There's so much to choose from, so you just start adding everything to your basket
And you have a mini panic attack when you see how much your final checkout price is
But then you realize hey, I HAVE 50% OFF MY FIRST PURCHASE!
So you add a couple more things because you can.
You finally check out and you simply cannot WAIT for the next 3-5 business days to pass
And while you're waiting, you're just like
But then the clothes come! And you're just like
So you rush upstairs to try them on and you feel FIERCE
But there's that one thing that just doesn't fit right
But you're okay, because that means you get to shop on Tobi again!
But then you realize... YOU DON'T HAVE THE 50% OFF!!!
So you beg and beg and beg all your friends to accept your Tobi invites so you get another 50% off, but they're just like
And you worry that your friends will never understand you and your addiction
But soon, they fall into the wonderful trap that is Tobi
And soon everyone you know is addicted! But eventually your addiction becomes too much...
So you decide to give Tobi a rest for now
But you have faith, because you know you'll be back for the next awesome 50% off sale!