13 Dr. Seuss Books You Never Knew Existed

You may not like green eggs, or ham, or Christmas, but have you read these? We would guess not.

1. The King’s Stilts

In which a king fights the “Nizzards.”

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2. Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose

Which is basically a children’s story about squatters.

3. If I Ran The Zoo

Where we find out that most animals “are not good enough.”

4. Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories

Sounds innocent enough? Well, one of the other stories - “Gertrude McFuzz” is basically a body shaming exercise for a girl bird that gets sad because she isn’t as pretty as Lolla Lee Lou.

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5. The Sneetches and Other Stories

One of the other stories includes Mrs. McCave, who has twenty three children, all named Dave. Child cruelty for sure.

6. I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew

This delightful tale follows a young man that hates his life, tries to leave, and then realizes that he cannot run away from his problems.

7. The Foot Book

Probably one of the least exciting Dr. Seuss books.

8. I Wish That I Had Duck Feet

The sequel (?) written under a pseudonym.

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9. Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now

The entire story line of this book is that no one wants Marvin K. Mooney handing around. So he is told to go away in a wide variety of ways.

10. There’s a Wocket in my Pocket

So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.

11. Hunches in Bunches

In which a boy is given a huge amount of advice, which is all unwanted, and completely contradicts each other.

12. Hooper Humperdink…? Not Him!

Another book about (un)acceptance.

13. Boners By Those Who Pulled Them

c. 1931. Bet you were never read that at bedtime.

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