If you haven't watched Marie Kondo's Netflix show 'Tidying Up' then welcome back to Planet Earth. Congratulations if you've gone through your home, but sorry: it's not over yet.
This hilarious vintage advert will shock you - and remind you why #Fatkini is so popular.
Because one rather does like one's phone.
"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
Probably not what you were looking for though...
Here is a great chance to get a little inside knowledge on what is really going on in Ukraine.
Dangerous? Surely not...
Two wise men, probably with beards, lay down some knowledge.
And none for Samwise Gamgee.
You may not like green eggs, or ham, or Christmas, but have you read these? We would guess not.
Because a fast never seems to go fast enough...
He was actually rather gorgeous, wasn't he?
But did we ever expect them to? Welcome to the wisdom of the Kardashian Klan.
Life is difficult, being a kitten. But these cuties haven't let it keep them down.
Because if you've got it, flaunt it. Sass is not just for the ladies.
Because you're a wizard...at whatever your degree is in. Sorry you can't go to Hogwarts.
He's coming back, right?
Because he isn't the Captain of the Starship Enterprise for nothing.