3. Only to find that all he wanted was to stand outside and bark at a bird for two minutes
5. You try to get some work done
9. Your dog brings you a toy like it wants to play but refuses to give you the toy
10. You get back from the store only to find someone’s pooped on the floor
11. You try to discipline them but they won’t stop licking you
12. Making dinner you drop a piece of chicken
15. You try to pet the animal sharing the bed with you
16. And yet the rest of the night…
- "Cancel order!" Trump tweets threat to end Boeing's Air Force One contract, citing high price tag.
- Former Sen. Bob Dole's law firm was paid $20,000 a month to lobby for Taiwan — and played a role in Trump's call with the president.
- The trial to watch in Trump's America: A doctor faces a manslaughter charge after his patient died following an abortion.
- It's finally here: You can now like comments on Instagram, and people are really excited about it 😍📷