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1. Poll: which part is the most tacky...the cleavage, bra strap or their position?
2. He's going to have to take her downtown.
3. Flexibility is key.
4. I wanna motorboat you forever, babe.
5. Sexual owling?
6. No comment necessary.
7. This'll be perfect for our rap-metal album cover, baby.
8. This perfectly illustrates where priorities are for men and women.
9. Really, guys? No coasters?
10. On the upside, this would make a great Gillette ad.
11. "Wait, we gotta do over, there was a woman in the background. OK, this one is much better."
12. Scented perfume flap not included.
13. Not sure where her leg is; not sure if you want to know.
14. Second base, or sexual assault?
15. Twilight is really getting to us.
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