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Why We NEED Pirates

Drink up, me hearties, Yo Ho

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They Stop Global Warming

No seriously.. There was a study done to find the correlation between increasing temperature and number of pirates. SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY 100% ACCURATE.
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No seriously.. There was a study done to find the correlation between increasing temperature and number of pirates. SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY 100% ACCURATE.

They find GOLD

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I mean like it might be cursed sometimes but whatever.. WORTH IT.

They know how to party.

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Why is the rum always gone?

They have befriended mermaids

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THEY ARE REAL. I KNOW IT.

They are sexy

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Even covered in all that dirt and whatnot. STILL HOT.

Calypso

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Like.. what if she comes back angry? THEN WHAT?!

They have some kick ass ships

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Where can I commander one?

They are... awesome

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We just need them. We do.

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