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Imagine opening a “fantasy” book and expecting it to be like reality. 😂 I can only imagine how sad and boring that library must be.

He thinks he’s so above everyone else and that because he’s so smart no one understands him. The reality is he’s an asshole who’s extremely unlikable and that’s why people don’t want to be around him.

The Catcher in the Rye is the absolute worst book ever written. Holden Caulfield sucks at the beginning and never gets better. The whole thing is just stupid.

Y’all really left out Pirate Radio/The Boat that Rocked?

Drexell and Honeybee’s in Brewton Alabama! They are a donations-only restaurant that made it their goal to serve delicious country cookin’ to those who can afford it, and those who can’t. They are really incredible!

“Slow slow hands. Like sweat dripping down our dirty laundry”. Like, what part of that is sexy? Niall needs better writers.

Umm Benefit totally has more than just light shades. Also some of these pictures are obviously using more than one product. A bow gel alone won’t fill in your brows like that. And this product was super liquified. Not really gel consistency at all. But you get what you pay for not… Read More

Once I was dating this guy but broke up with him shortly after thanksgiving. He insisted on still exchanging Christmas presents because he already bought mine! So I crocheted him a scarf and when he opened it, he said it was the smallest scarf he’d ever seen. I told him it was to… Read More

We were at dinner with my fiancé, who's dad has quadriplegia. My mom actually asked if my fiancé was a test tube baby and if not, how did his parents have sex because of his dad's condition. I almost died. My fiancé said he'd never bothered to ask.

When people have a gift card or get a discount and then tip based on the amount after that and not the original amount of the bill.