5 shots of tequila, all at once, no chaserOne or two sips of someone else's margaritaI say it's not Burnett's, but my wallet...she says differentlyHomemade margaritasStraight vodka and a vitamin supplement as chaserBlue moonWhatever everyone else is drinking, I suppose.Sauvignon blancRiot Juice
Magnolia by Playboi CartiI'm the One by DJ KhaledDancing in the Moonlight by King HarvestCloser by the Chainsmokers (if I'm saying this, I'm drunk)the Iraqi national anthemSomething with as few lyrics as possibleGirl Crush by Little Big TownTake a Chance on Me by ABBABound 2 by Kanye West
Twist it!Pull it!Twist it!Bop it!Bop it!Pull it!Oh too fast for you, huh?Twist it!Bop it!
Making people watch me play video gamesGame of ThronesVampire DiariesThe BachelorThe OfficeBoratIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia30 RockAtlanta
I used to smoke a lot of weed, but not so much anymore. I mean a LOT of weedNone, my body is a templeOh me? I love weed. The smell of it, the flavor, even just sight. Madame marijuana is a friend of mineI love my weed penYeah you could say I'm a fan of the good kushOoooh you mean "watching Gossip Girl"?Error: insufficient dataI, too, love weed pen. Also looking to get rid of some edibles that I've had since MarchMe three on the weed pen thing
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Which Drew Kid Are You: Sophomore Year Baby!
As a friend, I'm asking you to please stop drinking burnetts. I know its the cheapest option, but it's just so bad.
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if you knew how to drive you wouldn't be put in life threatening situations via Lyft drivers. just some food for thot.
If you got this option, please go do your dishes.
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This is the closest thing I have to a photo of Chase.
Climb down, Lemon.
Today I ate half a quesadilla, two generous handfuls of chocolate chips, and a liter of La Croix