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em dashes were handed down by the gods nobody can tell me otherwise
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i'm a businesswoman
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I made one
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what if u spelled jeff like jephph
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hmm
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#SoloMovie
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“Just use ‘you and me’ when they’re the objects of the sentence and ‘you and I’ when they’re the subjects IT’S NOT THAT HARD!”
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actually, it’s netanyawhom
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we use ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ The Oxford Comma ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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I made a meme about punctuation
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Editor: "pleaded guilty" Brain: don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it CMS: "a man pled guilty to"
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Hire more copy editors.
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someone: hey could you let me know if i need a comma here? me, has a B.S. in linguistics: do u feel a comma in your heart
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have not stopped laughing at this text from my dad, a copy editor for Christ, since i got it yesterday