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Uh, Khloe is the second-youngest. Kourtney is the oldest. In order from oldest to youngest: Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Rob.

Milo Thatch from Atlantis: The Lost Empire. There's a reason my type is exclusively hot nerds with glasses.

Demon Light never fails to make me cackle

Holes by Louis Sachar! Not only was it one of my very favorite books when I was a kid (and it does a great job of lightly exploring the justice system and the way it plays against minorities and poor people), but the movie is hands down one of the best page-to-screen adaptations I've… Read More

My aunt was born with black hair, but it fell out (which is something that happens with a lot of babies) and it grew back in white-blonde. My mom and her brother convinced her FOR YEARS that she was adopted and their real little sister died and was buried under the hill in the back… Read More

It took me a long time to learn this, but my second real-world job boss used to tell me before big meetings: You are the ONLY person in that room who knows what you know. No one else has your specific experience and can do what you do in exactly the way you do it. YOU are the expert… Read More

I considered committing suicide in the final months of 2016. My dog (who loves me unconditionally and excessively) is one of the very few reasons I did not. She's extremely neurotic, and doesn't do well with people she doesn't know - so if I was gone, there wasn't anyone who'd be… Read More

Joyce Summers from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The quietness of the entire episode underscores the characters' grief in a stark, bleak way that makes me cry every time. When Anya cracks under the weight of her lack of understanding of permanent death, I start sobbing.

Your SNL fave, Taran Killam, stars in the massively underrated Disney Channel Original Movie "Stuck in the Suburbs," in which he plays a heartthrob pop star.

"Scrooge" starring Albert Finney! NO ONE ever talks about this version of The Christmas Carol (and frankly, it's the best). It's a musical, young Albert Finney is kinda hot, and the best earworm of all time, "Thank You Very Much," (which is stuck in my head the entire month of December),… Read More