11 Reasons Matt Damon Will Save The World

He is The Chosen One. Witness Elysium, in theaters everywhere 8/9.

1. He can solve extremely complicated problems at the drop of a hat.

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You see that? It’s the formula for box office success.

2. He’s secretly a highly-trained super assassin.

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But he never brags about it. Such a sweetheart.

3. He knows when it’s time to take charge (and isn’t afraid to).

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4. He’s got a firm understanding of how life works.

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5. He’s not afraid to point out the weak.

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6. Nor is he afraid to look death in the eye.

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And talk his way out of it like a boss.

7. He already has a trusty side-kick to help him along the way.

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8. He cares about all creatures and will go to any length to protect them.

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It isn’t widely known, but Matt Damon was born with a heart problem: he cares too much.

9. Also, that smile.

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11. He’s a pro at parkour.

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Oh, and he’s got a crazy awesome cybernetic exoskeleton. That, too.

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