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"It's whatever you want it to be."
"Some people say that animals don't have spirits, but I think that they have to."
"Do dentists believe in the tooth fairy? Or is that just a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson movie to them?"
“Yeah, you like me sucking your nipples, that’s right!”
"I hate Finding Nemo."
"I'd rather just make out with somebody."
Get in on like Donkey Kong.
Bed is bae.
Charlie looks puuurrrrfect.
"Maybe I'd try squatting."
It could happen to you.
Your apartment stinks.
Lindsay. That's a dope name.
Mofongo - "That sounds like an elephant in a Disney movie."
This is a pizza that made a clear decision.
Those are some hot dogs.
"This is bull$#!t!!"