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I was pretty confident in all of my answers until I had to pick between cheese and chocolate. Are you kidding? I would prefer to jump off a cliff than have to choose that!

I was in the first five minutes of my prep period one day, and the building had to be evacuated due to a suspected gas leak. Figuring it was one of those, "better safe than sorry," situations, and not wanting to sacrifice my precious, precious prep period, I turned off my lights and… Read More

I was gonna say that...I'm almost 30 and I rode this ride as a teenager.

Enjoy it now, because true adulting, the adulting you have to do out of the university setting is dumb. So very dumb. And hard. So enjoy your sort of, kind of not really adulting while you still can, because it's worse out here in the real adult world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhU_u4rq1Tg Don't be racist...I am a building.

I was walking down a hallway. I tripped over my own gigantic feet and broke all five metatarsal bones in my right foot, and not just small fractures either. By the time I stopped crying and got a chance to actually see my foot, my 14 year old self could diagnose those breaks, because… Read More

For all the people blaming the parents, just stop. In this moment, in this circumstance, after the death of a child, your opinion on their shortcomings as parents are irrelevant. Have some compassion to these poor parents who had to watch their little boy be dragged away by a prehistoric… Read More

A leg off a barbie doll and a half eaten piece of jerky.

I want everyone who thinks they know what it's like to be a teacher to come into my classroom and try to teach the day before Christmas break. I will also accept a genuine 'Thank You' from my students and/or parents. If all else fails, a lifetime supply of dry erase markers.

I'm not a very open person, even those closest to me don't know much about me because I have a hard time letting people know the real me. When I started therapy I was terrified about telling a therapist all of me. The surprising part? I actually look forward to it. It's easier than… Read More