The Six Types Of Guys You Meet In Atlanta Bars

There are many different types of bars around Atlanta, but you will likely find these common bar flies among them.

The Socially Awkward Penguin

He is the shy guy who is pretending to be engaged with his friend thinking about how to approach you. Meanwhile you’re getting a free drink from someone else. You may not see it on his, but the defeat sets in quickly.

The Alpha Beta Male

Hey may destroy the English language, but he knows his Greek alphabet. He's been plotting on how to take you how before even knowing your name.

The VIP Table Guy

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He presumes that because he shelled out a two week paycheck on a distressed wooden table with a nice tablecloth his tongue should be inside your mouth. You stay may be there for the free drinks, but he has something else in mind.

The Walking Beer Belly

He never left college. He never will.

The Having a Good Time Guy

Hey, not every guy you meet at a bar in ATL is a creeper. Give the guy a chance. Sheesh!

And How Could We Forget...

The aloof stoner. You probably won't have to worry about him.