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    34 Times TfL Totally F*cked Up Everybody's Day

    TfL? More like Total F*cking Lamewads, amirite?!

    1.

    When tfl decide to screw you on the morning commute they really commit to it

    Nick Petrie@petren

    When tfl decide to screw you on the morning commute they really commit to it

    9:40 AM - 01 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Is there an "I Hate #TFL Society"? If so I would join it. In a heartbeat. Faster than you can say "WHERE IS THE TRAIN"

    Julia Macfarlane@juliamacfarlane

    Is there an "I Hate #TFL Society"? If so I would join it. In a heartbeat. Faster than you can say "WHERE IS THE TRAIN"

    6:41 AM - 09 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Thanks TFL, if I hadn't been reminded to take all my personal belongings with me I would have walked off this train naked and penniless

    Ben Brignell@benbrignell

    Thanks TFL, if I hadn't been reminded to take all my personal belongings with me I would have walked off this train naked and penniless

    2:11 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4.

    Bus just made me run in a shit bra. My future tits and I say: Fuck you, TFL. Fuck hyoooo.

    Hayley Campbell@hayleycampbelly

    Bus just made me run in a shit bra. My future tits and I say: Fuck you, TFL. Fuck hyoooo.

    8:47 AM - 22 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5.

    TFL: here’s a Bank branch train for you! Me: Thanks, got a seat. TFL: LOLJK WRONG TRAIN.

    Dan Palmer@danpalmer

    TFL: here’s a Bank branch train for you!

    Me: Thanks, got a seat.

    TFL: LOLJK WRONG TRAIN.

    9:08 AM - 22 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6.

    I check TFL & the bus should arrive in 5 mins. Recheck it after a few mins & it says 6 mins? Did the bus start fucking reversing ??

    ILLUMIN?TI@Latentes

    I check TFL & the bus should arrive in 5 mins. Recheck it after a few mins & it says 6 mins? Did the bus start fucking reversing ??

    7:42 PM - 29 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    Thanks TFL for supplying ample buses at Hither Green for the cancelled train service. Oh wait, this is real life, so that's not happening.

    Danny Ashman@brosonovitch

    Thanks TFL for supplying ample buses at Hither Green for the cancelled train service.

    Oh wait, this is real life, so that's not happening.

    8:28 AM - 22 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Dear TFL how much can you lot fuck up in one day?? #fuckups

    Anwar Tassiem@ATassiem76

    Dear TFL how much can you lot fuck up in one day?? #fuckups

    6:15 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9.

    FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS MERCIFUL FUCK YOU TFL

    Gaby@gaabydeeaan

    FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS MERCIFUL FUCK YOU TFL

    8:14 AM - 15 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    Left my house nearly 2 hours ago n I still don't reach work... Fuck you Tfl. I mean that!

    Mr. Bing@missllwong

    Left my house nearly 2 hours ago n I still don't reach work... Fuck you Tfl. I mean that!

    9:25 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    TfL? More like Total Fucking Lamewads, AMIRIGHT? #tubestrike

    Benjamin Lee@benfraserlee

    TfL? More like Total Fucking Lamewads, AMIRIGHT? #tubestrike

    9:39 AM - 05 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Taking Fucking Liberties! #TFL http://t.co/DlAMGF67ii

    Loading... @WhiZzKiDSays

    Taking Fucking Liberties! #TFL http://t.co/DlAMGF67ii

    5:40 PM - 05 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    Thanks Tfl for the email telling me the bus strike is off. I don't recall you bothering to tell me one was happening in the first place.

    Ciara Norris@Ciara_N

    Thanks Tfl for the email telling me the bus strike is off. I don't recall you bothering to tell me one was happening in the first place.

    3:45 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15.

    Less sarky announcements and more driving the fucking train thanks, TFL

    Darren Scott@darren_scott

    Less sarky announcements and more driving the fucking train thanks, TFL

    6:30 PM - 08 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16.

    TFL Fucking up your Sunday plans for a generation of Londoners!

    Dave Ahern@CorkGourmetGuy

    TFL Fucking up your Sunday plans for a generation of Londoners!

    4:13 PM - 13 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17.

    Good point TFL. So why did you build a Fucking cycle lane there then?!

    Dan Ellis@NotDanEllis

    Good point TFL. So why did you build a Fucking cycle lane there then?!

    9:45 PM - 09 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18.

    The bus has been saying it's 5 minutes away for the past 15 minutes. Fuck you TFL

    Ra'ifah@TheReal_Raifah

    The bus has been saying it's 5 minutes away for the past 15 minutes. Fuck you TFL

    8:33 AM - 19 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19.

    No. I take that back. It's not London Transport at all. It's TFL. A website run by HABITUAL FUCKING LIARS.

    Jamie Spicer Lewis@RageNineteen

    No. I take that back. It's not London Transport at all. It's TFL. A website run by HABITUAL FUCKING LIARS.

    3:49 PM - 09 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    It has taken me three years to work out there's now an evening peak fare on tfl. Fucking Boris (even if it was Ken).

    Gideon Defoe@gideondefoe

    It has taken me three years to work out there's now an evening peak fare on tfl. Fucking Boris (even if it was Ken).

    7:31 PM - 31 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22.

    Now tfl are saying to seek alternative routes due to all the suspensions and the northern line is not stopping at places. Well fuck you

    ClaphamPabs@ClaphamPabs

    Now tfl are saying to seek alternative routes due to all the suspensions and the northern line is not stopping at places. Well fuck you

    9:01 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23.

    I was right to wear a tracksuit today TFL has me on a fucking goose chase

    ¥@TakaraNguyen

    I was right to wear a tracksuit today TFL has me on a fucking goose chase

    6:39 PM - 20 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    24.

    finally get home for fucks sakes, fuck tfl and their wank system and just fuck everything, fuck you, fuck your mum, fuck you all. cunts

    KieranCPhoto@KieranCPhoto

    finally get home for fucks sakes, fuck tfl and their wank system and just fuck everything, fuck you, fuck your mum, fuck you all. cunts

    11:44 PM - 19 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    25.

    fucking trains cancelled again sort out your shit tfl

    please luke @monochromeharry

    fucking trains cancelled again sort out your shit tfl

    7:50 AM - 19 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    26.

    Tfl i swear to God, brings out the fucking road rage in me. Road fucking rage when I'm a bloody pedestrian.

    Mentirosa Compulsiva@MariaDojo

    Tfl i swear to God, brings out the fucking road rage in me. Road fucking rage when I'm a bloody pedestrian.

    4:50 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    27.

    Fucking transport chaos again because the retards at #TFL cannot organise their own engineering works, AGAIN.

    Trash Apparently@a_Londoner

    Fucking transport chaos again because the retards at #TFL cannot organise their own engineering works, AGAIN.

    8:17 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    28.

    There are so many people waiting for Jubilee trains at Canada Water, TFL could get U2 to perform a fucking gig here #tfl #tubeproblems

    corcoran@corcoran

    There are so many people waiting for Jubilee trains at Canada Water, TFL could get U2 to perform a fucking gig here #tfl #tubeproblems

    8:36 AM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    29.

    Dear TFL. The weekend's engineering works are not "overrunning". They're finishing at the same time they do every fucking weekend. X, Keri.

    Keri@kerihw

    Dear TFL. The weekend's engineering works are not "overrunning". They're finishing at the same time they do every fucking weekend. X, Keri.

    7:30 AM - 21 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    30.

    I've eaten so much garlic, I could talk a vampire to death. I might go the TfL offices and see if it works on those fucking bloodsuckers...

    MIKILL PANE@MikillPane

    I've eaten so much garlic, I could talk a vampire to death. I might go the TfL offices and see if it works on those fucking bloodsuckers...

    5:47 PM - 28 Mar 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

    31.

    Nine fucking minutes for a tube? ihu tfl.

    Petey@PeteyMonster

    Nine fucking minutes for a tube? ihu tfl.

    12:38 PM - 15 Feb 08ReplyRetweetFavorite

    32.

    Nothing like a bit of Monday optimism being destroyed by the northern line ... thanks TFL

    Brook@brookminto

    Nothing like a bit of Monday optimism being destroyed by the northern line ... thanks TFL

    10:08 AM - 15 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    33.

    I FUCKING LOVE YOU TFL!!! TWO HOURS HOME! SICK! #sick #loveit #amaaaaaaazing #fuckyou

    Chris Sayer@chrissayer00

    I FUCKING LOVE YOU TFL!!! TWO HOURS HOME! SICK! #sick #loveit #amaaaaaaazing #fuckyou

    10:48 PM - 13 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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