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19 Times Michael McIntyre Spoke The Damn Truth

"You create a password, it goes 'weak'. FUCK OFF! Those are my children's names!"

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4. When he pointed out just how ridiculous we all look when posing for photographs.

11. And when he relayed his wife's comments about his lack of domesticity.

12. When he took the piss out of himself for being extremely middle class.

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"The best thing about being here at Wembley is it's my local gig. I can go home at night. I can go home. I can go home and see my family. See my boys, Lucas and Oscar. Quite middle class, let's not lie about that. When I got to the park and I call 'Lucas!' about three boys will normally go, 'Yes Daddy?' 'Papa?' 'Father, you called?'"

15. When he pointed out the main problem with Dragon's Den.

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"I watch all TV even just to slag it off. Dragon's Den – how arrogant are those men? And woman. We know you're rich, you don't need to bring cash with you."

18. Before giving this perfect explanation of why Zayn ended up leaving the band.

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