1. This is Gary Barlow and he is the finest specimen of a man you’re ever likely to see.
No one else even comes close.
2. One time he got out of a car and it was amazing.
3. Another time he gripped his microphone purposefully but also tenderly and we wished with every fibre of our beings that we were that microphone.
7. One time, only three members of Take That turned up to a film premiere, but it totally didn’t matter because Gary was there.
8. Then there was the time when he wore sunglasses. This was confusing because they covered his beautiful eyes, and yet he still looked like an angel sent from heaven.
9. Not many people can pull off camel chinos and a pale blue blazer. Gary can.
10. There is also literally nothing better than Gary Barlow wearing a suit. See Exhibit A.
11. And Exhibit B.
12. And also Exhibit C.