1. When In Touch printed this ~exclusive~ about her marriage.
And she was not here for it.
2. When this happened.
After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw
And someone told her that she'd "peaked."
So she came up with this A+ response.
3. When people criticised her for choosing the gender of her baby via IVF treatments, and she was not here for it.
I also picked the embryo with a taste for bacon, a knack for magic and size 7 feet so she can always find shoes
4. And then when she announced that she and John would be having a baby boy next, someone asked this.
And she had the perfect comeback.
5. When she was pregnant with Luna and people began saying she was definitely having twins based on the size of her bump.
I did IVF. One at a time. It isn't twins. I can see the damn thing. Get out of my uterus!
6. When someone told her she was carrying her baby wrong.
And she was like, "Nope."
7. When she shared this photo of Luna.
And took clapping back to the next level by predicting the criticism she'd get.
8. When this exchange happened and she was really proud of herself.
I love me
9. When Ivanka Trump tweeted this.
Cuddling my little nephew Luke... the best part of an otherwise incredible day!
And Chrissy burned the hell out of her.
10. When no one was safe from her fire comebacks – even John.
11. Every time.
@johnlegend hey I'm alive it's fine you don't have to answer your phone I WOULDNT WANT U TO WORRY
12. When someone told her she was a "bad role model" for her daughter for swearing on social media.
13. And when someone told her she shouldn't swear on TV because of their kids, and so she shut them down as well.
14. When Trump was being inaugurated as president and she just couldn't deal.
what a beautiful prayer. makes me wanna grab my puss
15. When people criticised her for going out for dinner two weeks after her daughter was born, and she had no time for the bullshit.
16. And when people really went in with their opinions about Chrissy and John's parenting but she gave no fucks.
Imagine being this miserable. We are fine, thanks.
17. When someone said she'd "turn up to anything."
@VanityFair @chrissyteigen will show up to anything
And so she brought back the "witch" line.
18. When she was over these kinds of Instagram comments.
If u see more than one girl in an insta pic, I think it's really important for u to say who is hotter. That's a really important thing to do
19. And finally, when someone told her to stop engaging with trolls, and she responded like this.
