1.Wear an "Obama for Change" T-shirt for a trip to the news stand to look at herself on the cover of a magazine.
2.Attend a McDonald's event and pretend to eat a gigantic Big Mac.
3.Inexplicably pose next to a boom box.
4.Hold a random object up for no apparent reason.
5.Like a T-shirt.
6.Or candles.
7.Or bikini bottoms.
8.Carry a white handbag that is bigger than her actual self.
9.Pose for a photo like this.
10.Or this.
11.Film the paparazzi using a video camera.
12.Whatever's going on here.
13.??!?!?!?!?!
14.Participate in a catwalk show wearing a full velour tracksuit.
15.Be this excited over a fur gilet.
16.Have a competitive game of boules with Kris Jenner.
17.Pose slightly awkwardly in a ski jacket despite being in LA.
18.Apply lipgloss to a random stranger.
19.Wear a pair of trousers so long they cover her feet.
20.Pose for a photo while holding a single sneaker.
21.And, finally, take part in Dancing With the Stars, and kit her whole family out in "Vote for Kim" T-shirts, only to be eliminated in the third week.
