Victoria Beckham and her prominent left leg.
Cheryl Cole with both her hands on her hips...
... And Kourtney Kardashian with one hand on her hip.
Lindsay Lohan and her passionate kiss blowing.
Kanye West's dazzling smile.
Katie Price's bent leg.
Robert Pattinson and his awkward forehead grab.
Paris Hilton giving herself chronic back pain.
Halle Berry and her wave.
Katy Perry and her side-on stance.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and their almost-but-not-really-a-kiss.
Simon Cowell and his enthusiastic thumbs up.
Sofia "I do squats" Vergara.
Jameela Jamil and her nonchalant slouch.
Kim Kardashian and her crossed legs.
Shailene Woodley and her rock hands.
And finally, Angelina Jolie with her adoring gaze at Brad Pitt.*
*For which she's forgiven, because Brad Pitt.