Not only is Stacey Solomon a singer, TV star, and mum of two, but she's goddamn gorgeous to boot.
The newspaper published an article comparing Stacey's body with that of Louisa Johnson, who won the last series of The X Factor.
The main focus of the article was the difference between their boobs, with Stacey's being described as "sinky pinky" and Louisa's as "perky".
The text of the piece read:
X Factor stars show it’s a case of sinky pinky and perky with contrasting bikini styles.
Stacey, 26 who finished third on the 2009 series of the talent show, seemed to have trouble keeping hers on while on holiday in Ibiza. Meanwhile, last year’s winner Louisa, 18, showed how it should be done while on a break in LA.