Over her 10 years in the public eye, Kim Kardashian has been at the centre of many, many rumours.
1. Waxing baby North West's eyebrows.
Some even decided that if she hadn't waxed them, Kim had definitely performed ~some~ form of hair removal on her infant.
So she gave this A+ response.
Which, of course, she had to confirm was a joke.
2. Faking a pregnancy.
At first she attempted to explain the reason why her bump appeared to change in size.
And said that if she was using a surrogate, she'd let everyone know.
Before taking the whole thing as a compliment.
However, when the rumours persisted, Kim shared this naked selfie so everyone could see 👏 her 👏 bump.👏
Before inspiring everyone with more body positivity.
3. Casually leaving cocaine lying around her hotel room.
Kim decided to shut the speculation down immediately, saying that the lines were simply candy.
Which no one seemed to believe.
However, when Kim went back and inspected the situation, she discovered that the marks were actually just part of a marble table.
And she explained once and for all that drugs are "just not my lifestyle."
And just in case we were in any doubt, she shared this photo of the goddamn marble table, too.
4. Forgetting the existence of her baby.
Which led to a lot of people suggesting that she'd literally forgotten the existence of her daughter.
So she had to shut that shit down as well.
Explaining that the reason she'd gone out to the car alone at first was to check that the carseat was fitted correctly.
And then made another A+ joke.
5. Faking an armed robbery.
Well, she shut those haters down too, during an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians in which she addressed the robbery.
I just looked online and people like Howard Stern are saying I should go to jail if this is fake. Like, why would anyone make this up? Why would I say my ring got stolen and then never be able to wear my ring? Why would I want to look unsafe for more people to target me?
Before saying the judgment of her was inhumane.
It really is hard when people sometimes don't treat you like you're human and you're going through such a real, raw experience. It's really traumatising. I even saw a comment where someone wished I died that night. What evil of a person are you that you would really wish death upon someone? It just really sucks when you're getting judged by the whole world.