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    29 Questions All Girls In Their Mid-Twenties Are Tired Of Answering

    So, when are you going to settle down?

    1. Aren't you a bit old to be going out so much?

    2. Don't you think you should save more money?

    Soz, didn't realise you were my bank manager.

    3. Do you really need so many clothes?

    Do you really need to have so many opinions?

    4. Do you think you should be saving for a deposit on a house?

    Oh yes that mansion I will one day own.

    5. When are you going to settle down?

    The fuck kinda question is that?

    6. Surely you want a relationship?

    I want what I want and it has nothing to do with you.

    7. Don't you get lonely?

    Obviously not, I'm fabulous.

    8. Why are you still single?

    Why are you still talking?

    9. Do you think maybe you're too picky?

    Yes, that's what it is. It's my fault.

    10. Have you thought about online dating?

    Have you thought about just, like, not talking anymore?

    11. Oooh Tinder sounds fun, how does it work?

    Nope, not sharing that with you.

    12. You do want to get married eventually, don't you?


    I'm all right for now, thanks.

    13. When do you think he'll propose?

    Probably when we're both ready for him to?

    14. When do you think you'll have kids?

    I'm sorry, I seem to have misplaced my crystal ball.

    15. Don't you think you should get a move on? Clock's ticking!

    16. You do want to have kids, don't you?


    Maybe I do, maybe I don't, maybe you should mind your own business.

    17. But what do you really want to do with your life?

    I'm all right with what I'm doing right now, thanks.

    18. Like, where do you see yourself in five years?

    I see myself not having this conversation.

    19. What do you mean you don't have a long-term plan?

    I mean I don't have a long-term plan.

    20. You don't really think you can have it all, do you?


    Oh right, cool, thanks for clarifying.

    21. Did you know that in my day...?

    Can you not.

    22. You're cool with something not serious, right?

    "Commitment-phobe" is my most desired trait in a man.

    23. How many people have you slept with?


    24. Aren't you on the pill?

    Just cut the shit and put a condom on before I leave.

    25. Do you know how many calories are in that?

    No. A million?

    26. Why do you spend so much time online?

    Saves me from talking to people like you.

    27. Why do you post so many selfies?


    28. Are you really going to wear that?

    Well the clothes are on my body soo...

    29. Are you on your period?

    Are you ready to be punched in the face?

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