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The 16 Most Important British Celebrity Bulges Of All Time

Get ready to gawp.

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Why? We are marking him down based solely on the fact that we hunted LONG AND HARD for some photographs of him in a pair of underpants and we found nothing. Zilch. This needs to be remedied, Cumberbatch, and fast. How can we appreciate your bulge's full potential without pictorial evidence?

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Why? Because just the sight of those blue swimming trunks gives us actual heart palpitations. And it's quite clear those grey jogging bottoms were designed to highlight the outline of what lies beneath.

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Why? Because as we enjoy working our eyes down from his perfect face to his strong shoulders, a chest we want to rest our heads on, and biceps that we genuinely want to grab, we're met with the sight of his perfect package encased in perfect boxers that frankly would look better on the floor.

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Why? Because if you're seeing what we're seeing, you may want to take a moment to just stare. Drink it all in. Fan yourself. Sit down if you need to. Seek medical attention if you feel it necessary. But see this bulge as our gift to you.

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Why? Because it's David Beckham, the man whose bulge is so aspirational he has his own underwear range. You don't get that with an average bulge. And come on, just look at it. No amount of words can really do it justice.

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Why? Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is the physical embodiment of perfection. And every time you stare at this physical embodiment of perfection, an angel in heaven grows wings.

Thank you, Thom, for your services to the bulge.