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The 16 Most Important British Celebrity Bulges Of All Time

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16. Benedict Cumberbatch

Why? We are marking him down based solely on the fact that we hunted LONG AND HARD for some photographs of him in a pair of underpants and we found nothing. Zilch. This needs to be remedied, Cumberbatch, and fast. How can we appreciate your bulge's full potential without pictorial evidence?
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Why? We are marking him down based solely on the fact that we hunted LONG AND HARD for some photographs of him in a pair of underpants and we found nothing. Zilch. This needs to be remedied, Cumberbatch, and fast. How can we appreciate your bulge's full potential without pictorial evidence?

Bulge rating: 2/5

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15. Daniel Craig

Why? Because just the sight of those blue swimming trunks gives us actual heart palpitations. And it's quite clear those grey jogging bottoms were designed to highlight the outline of what lies beneath.
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Why? Because just the sight of those blue swimming trunks gives us actual heart palpitations. And it's quite clear those grey jogging bottoms were designed to highlight the outline of what lies beneath.

Bulge rating: 2.5/5

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14. Greg Rutherford

Why? Because his Olympic achievements are all well and good, but this bulge deserves more recognition than it's currently getting.
Greg Rutherford for Attitude magazine's Naked Issue, January 2014 / Via attitude.co.uk

Why? Because his Olympic achievements are all well and good, but this bulge deserves more recognition than it's currently getting.

13. 2.5/5

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12. Louis Smith

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Why? Because this bulge looks incredible in spandex – and that's a hard thing to pull off. He can pommel our horse any time. Sorry not sorry.
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Why? Because this bulge looks incredible in spandex – and that's a hard thing to pull off. He can pommel our horse any time. Sorry not sorry.

Bulge rating: 3/5

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11. Ricky Whittle

Why? Because, as you observe this bulge, the clouds part, the sun beams down on you, and in those few beautiful moments of appreciation, everything is right with the world.
Instagram: @rickywhittle

Why? Because, as you observe this bulge, the clouds part, the sun beams down on you, and in those few beautiful moments of appreciation, everything is right with the world.

Bulge rating: 3/5

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10. Olly Murs

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Why? HE RIPPED HIS ACTUAL TROUSERS, PEOPLE. HIS BULGE RIPPED HIS ACTUAL TROUSERS.
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Why? HE RIPPED HIS ACTUAL TROUSERS, PEOPLE. HIS BULGE RIPPED HIS ACTUAL TROUSERS.

Bulge rating: 4/5

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9. Harry Styles

Why? Because quite honestly, Harry Styles should just wear a pair of boxers and nothing else for the rest of his life.
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Why? Because quite honestly, Harry Styles should just wear a pair of boxers and nothing else for the rest of his life.

Bulge rating: 4/5

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8. Ben Foden

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Why? Because, being a rugby player, he probably has excellent ball skills.And he looks phenomenal in Versace boxers.
Ben Foden for Attitude magazine, May 2014 / Via attitude.co.uk

Why? Because, being a rugby player, he probably has excellent ball skills.

And he looks phenomenal in Versace boxers.

Bulge rating: 4/5

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7. Ben Cohen

Why? Because this underwear leaves little to the imagination, and that's how it should always be.
Ben Cohen official 2014 calendar / Via youtube.com

Why? Because this underwear leaves little to the imagination, and that's how it should always be.

ALSO here's a bonus bicep.

Bulge rating: 4/5

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6. Dan Osborne

Why? We shall forgive that Michael Jackson tattoo, for when we observe his bulge all other worries are forgotten.
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Why? We shall forgive that Michael Jackson tattoo, for when we observe his bulge all other worries are forgotten.

Bulge rating: 4/5

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5. Jamie Dornan

Jamie Dornan for Calvin Klein, 2009.
Jamie Dornan for Calvin Klein, 2009.

Why? Because as we enjoy working our eyes down from his perfect face to his strong shoulders, a chest we want to rest our heads on, and biceps that we genuinely want to grab, we're met with the sight of his perfect package encased in perfect boxers that frankly would look better on the floor.

Bulge rating: 4/5

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4. Harry Judd

Why? Because if you're seeing what we're seeing, you may want to take a moment to just stare. Drink it all in. Fan yourself. Sit down if you need to. Seek medical attention if you feel it necessary. But see this bulge as our gift to you.
Attitude magazine / Via attitude.co.uk

Why? Because if you're seeing what we're seeing, you may want to take a moment to just stare. Drink it all in. Fan yourself. Sit down if you need to. Seek medical attention if you feel it necessary. But see this bulge as our gift to you.

Bulge rating: 5/5

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3. David Beckham

Why? Because it's David Beckham, the man whose bulge is so aspirational he has his own underwear range. You don't get that with an average bulge. And come on, just look at it. No amount of words can really do it justice.
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Why? Because it's David Beckham, the man whose bulge is so aspirational he has his own underwear range. You don't get that with an average bulge. And come on, just look at it. No amount of words can really do it justice.

Bulge rating: 5/5

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2. David Gandy

Why? Because look at him looking down, practically TELLING us to stare, marvel, and THANK GOD for this glorious sight.
David Gandy for Autograph from M&S

Why? Because look at him looking down, practically TELLING us to stare, marvel, and THANK GOD for this glorious sight.

Bulge rating: 5/5

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1. Thom Evans

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Why? Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is the physical embodiment of perfection. And every time you stare at this physical embodiment of perfection, an angel in heaven grows wings. Thank you, Thom, for your services to the bulge.
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Why? Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is the physical embodiment of perfection. And every time you stare at this physical embodiment of perfection, an angel in heaven grows wings.

Thank you, Thom, for your services to the bulge.

Bulge rating: 5/5

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