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The 26 Most Brilliantly Danny Dyer Tweets Of All Time

Those "arrogant ducks."

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1. That time he got stood up by some ducks.


2. And when they did make an appearance.

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3. When he commemorated 9/11.


4. That time he revised a traditional idiom.

5. When he came up with this inspirational quote for all of us to live our lives by.

6. Oh and this reflective end-of-year one.

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7. When his Christmas decorations weren't up to scratch.

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8. This moment of father–son bonding.

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9. The time he turned his hand to TV reviewing.

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10. That time a trip to the zoo ended emotionally.


11. The time he did his own PR.


12. That time he turned his hand to music reviewing.

13. Twice.

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14. When he suffered uncontrollable rage towards a Furby.

15. When he got emotionally involved in a childrens' film.

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16. When he turned his hand to weather reporting.


17. When he thought about his favourite food.


18. That time he taught everyone at Countdown a brand-new word.

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19. When he went all political.

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20. When he made this clarification.


21. When he got caught out by the grammar police.


22. When he showed himself to be quite the philosopher.

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23. When he provided entertainment for his followers.

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24. And this time too.


25. When he enjoyed a sophisticated evening.


26. And finally, when he drew attention to the pitfalls of sexual fantasies.


Thank you Danny, for your services to Twitter.