32 Things Kylie Jenner Does On Instagram That Normal People Can't

Why not sunbathe in woolen shorts?

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1. Get comfortable by the pool for a sunbathing session while wearing a pair of woolen shorts.

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2. Stand around in a leotard while people apply your makeup for you.

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3. Chill out and relax on your balcony in this comfortable outfit.

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4. Climb out of your vintage convertible, gazing into the distance while wearing thigh-high leather boots.

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5. Take a photo in your Rolls Royce while bored in L.A. traffic.

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6. Pose for a photo with the fake tan product you've just used carefully arranged on the bed behind you.

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7. Have someone perfectly apply your makeup, then take a nap in the midday sun.

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8. Take a photo of half your bikini-clad body.

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9. Do the same thing, but from behind.

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10. Board your private jet with a bag of fried chicken like it's NBD.

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11. Once onboard, look unimpressed with the private jet.

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12. Adorn your fingers and nails with diamonds and then take a photo of your hand.

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13. Share a photo of the renovations currently being carried out at your new $2.8 million home.

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14. Pose for a photo in which you've removed all clothes except a fur jacket.

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15. Pose with your teeth-whitening laser.

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16. Share a snap of a magazine with your face on the cover.

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17. Everything that's happening here.

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19. Take a selfie to ensure you can show off your $78,000 Audemars Piguet watch.

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20. Or gigantic gold Rolex.

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21. Share a photo from an intense workout session on a balcony.

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22. Check yourself out in the window of your $87,000 Mercedes.

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23. Or just lie on the bonnet.

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24. Or, you know, stand on the bonnet of another car. Whatever.

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25. Or post a photo of your whole fleet of $87,000 Mercedes.

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26. Share a snap of your dog sitting in his own Louis Vuitton carrier.

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27. Post a photo of literally just your lips and grill.

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28. Enjoy a 28-day tea detox.

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29. Adopt this natural position while hanging out in your kitchen.

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30. And this equally natural pose while hanging out in your bedroom.

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31. Share a photo of a tattoo of a gun drawn on your torso in pen.

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32. And, finally, pose with your fans, who are all stationed on the other side of a glass door.

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