Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian: owners of clothing lines, painfully stylish frontiers of fashion, right?
Well, let's just rewind to 2008, shall we? A glorious time for coordinating spray tans and satin dresses.
Satin dresses so enviable Kourtney made sure hers was photographed from every angle.
It was a time for flesh-coloured leggings.
And also very shiny ones.
It was a time for interesting shades of green.
And matching white accessories.
Seriously, this was a legitimate thing.
In 2008, a trip to the beach wasn't just a trip to the beach. It was, in fact, a fashion opportunity.
A trip up the red carpet in 2008 was an excuse to wear those excellent trainers they definitely weren't being paid to promote.
And a chance to be daring.
Sometimes they liked to match.
Everyone knows that the key to a good New Year's Eve outfit is gold sequins and hairbands with HNY written on them.
Although often they decided to just completely clash because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like the time Kourtney didn't get the "On Wednesdays we wear bodycon" memo.
Or the "on Thursdays we wear dresses with interesting hemlines" memo.
But look at her smile here. It says, "Bitch I know I look fabulous in my yellow crocheted dress."
It's pretty clear that Kim reached her style peak with this ensemble.
And nowadays she just doesn't wear enough varying shades of beige.
And I'm not sure what Paris and Kim think they're doing wearing Givenchy and Balmain at the moment, because matching metallic dresses are clearly far superior.
Would 2015 Kourtney contemplate a patterned maxi dress so long you can't see her feet?
Would any of them even dream of wearing this much brown now?
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You get the idea.
I'm also pretty sure Kanye wouldn't approve this silk scarf worn as a dress.
