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21 Savage Kourtney Kardashian Burns We Still Haven't Recovered From

Kourtney will forever be the queen of one-liners. Well, the queen of everything, tbh.

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1. When she heard about Rob and Chyna's engagement.

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2. When she struggled to find any sympathy for Kim.

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3. When she basically won this argument with a single word.

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4. When she had no time for Kris' ~celebrity~ fashion choices.

5. And when she didn't care about Kim's Vogue cover, either.

Kim: "Kanye and I shot the cover of Vogue, I'm so excited."Kourtney: "They want me to do Natural Health magazine!"Khloe: "I'm so proud of you!"Kim: "My sister's reaction is so disappointing."
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Kim: "Kanye and I shot the cover of Vogue, I'm so excited."

Kourtney: "They want me to do Natural Health magazine!"

Khloe: "I'm so proud of you!"

Kim: "My sister's reaction is so disappointing."

6. When she served Scott this perfect burn.

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7. When Khloé gave her this compliment.

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And she made this clarification.

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8. Similarly, when she straight-up rejected this compliment.

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9. When she asked Kim for spelling advice.

10. When she literally couldn't deal with Jonathan Cheban.

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11. When she delivered this one-liner.

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12. When she mocked Scott's interests while simultaneously getting him to do chores.

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13. When she brought Kim right back down to earth.

14. When she was less than impressed with Kris' photoshoot.

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15. And when she gave precisely zero fucks about Kim's lost diamond earring.

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16. When she finally found an entertaining use for Khloé's label of "the fat sister."

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17. When she shaded the hell out of Kris Humphries.

Interviewer: He wants an annulment, is that right? Why an annulment?Kim: He's suing me for an annulment based on the fact that I frauded him into marrying him for publicity.Kourtney: But, I thikk if she was gonna do it for publicity, she'd pick someone that people knew.
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Interviewer: He wants an annulment, is that right? Why an annulment?

Kim: He's suing me for an annulment based on the fact that I frauded him into marrying him for publicity.

Kourtney: But, I thikk if she was gonna do it for publicity, she'd pick someone that people knew.

18. And refused to take relationship advice from Kris Jenner.

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19. As well as when she had this advice for Kim during her 72 day marriage.

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20. When she got Scott's hopes up, only to shoot them down.

Scott: Wanna make a gentlemen's bet? Where you either bet money or bet something else? Kourtney: Like sexual favours?Scott: REALLY?!Kourtney: No.
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Scott: Wanna make a gentlemen's bet? Where you either bet money or bet something else?

Kourtney: Like sexual favours?

Scott: REALLY?!

Kourtney: No.

21. And, finally, when she was asked to prove her popularity.