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    23 Forgotten Kim Kardashian Tweets That Are Goddamn Perfect

    "SMH means shaking my head."

    1. When she asked her fans for fashion advice.

    What should I wear 2 the Dodger game tonight? They made me my own jersey, so do I wear jeans or leggings? Sneakers or diva it up w heels?

    I hope she diva'd it up tbh.

    2. When she just wanted everyone to accept that she's boring AF.

    I am such a bore!!!! Sometimes I'd rather be in bed laughing by myself at funny youtube videos than socializing in a club!I accept im a bore

    3. When she needed nutrition help.

    4. When she revealed a weird Kim fact.

    Weird Kim fact- I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on! I can't stand putting on cold jewelry, it gives me the chills!

    5. When she just really didn't want to like olives.

    Ate a bite of a salad & an olive was in it.I liked it but scares me bc I hate olives! Hope my taste isn't changing,I don't wanna like olives

    6. When she couldn't get enough of z strudel.

    I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel

    7. When she gave everyone scientific advice.

    Don't drink bottled water thats been left in a car!Heat reacts w the chemicals in the plastic bottle which releases dioxin into the water.

    8. When she told everyone she was naked.

    9. When she revealed a bizarre talent.

    i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me

    10. When she was baffled by accents.

    Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna & Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak w an accent

    11. When she wondered why people would call each other "boo."

    I hate when someone calls you "boo" like WTF are u trying to scare me...BOO!!! Its not Halloween!

    12. But revealed she LOVES it when someone calls her "baby."

    I melt when someone calls me baby! *bbm blushing face*

    RIP Kim's Blackberry.

    13. When she voiced her views on smoking.

    14. When her dreams were shattered.

    Have u ever thought someone was kinda cool, liked their vibe then saw their tweets and realized they are so lame? LOL

    15. When she began recruiting for a Bible study group.

    I want to start a bible study group with my friends!

    16. When she revealed her favourite Taylor Swift song. 😐

    OMG my fav Taylor song! RT @ddlovato: Last Kiss - Taylor Swift

    RIP Kim and Taylor's friendship.

    17. When she began believing in chiropractors.

    Chiropractors really are life savers! I didn't really believe in them before but now I'm obsessed!

    18. Whatever this is.

    kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

    19. When her nighttime routine was the most un–Kim Kardashian thing imaginable.

    Retainer in, PJ's on, face mask on...time for an early bed!

    20. When she really wanted to hang out with Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

    @spencerpratt are u in town next week? Reggie & I will both be in LA!

    21. When she just needed to feel buttons.

    ok I'm sorry but I just need to feel buttons. This ipad is frustrating me so badly!!!! I can't figure any of this out!

    22. When her mind was blown.

    Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

    23. And, finally, when she realised what SMH meant.

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