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If I fall asleep now I'll have FOUR hours' sleep.
Then you feel bad for being angry at nature.
This includes, but is not limited to, pets, your SO, the sun, the rain, bin day, foxes having sex, receiving a text message, snoring, birds chirping, doors slamming, noisy neighbours, needing the loo, being too hot, being too cold. And then you have to go through the whole process again.
Even though most of the time you don't even remember your own name.
I feel like shit AND look like it too? Oh yeah, thanks so much for that.
I KNOW I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR A WEEK.
Oh really, do tell me more because I've never thought to do any of those things.
Check yourself, you've only run out of milk.
You'll just spend the entire time doing this.
You MAY have even got down on your hands and knees.
Seeing as you can't fall asleep in bed ordinarily, you definitely won't be able to on the ground in a tent.
I LOVE YOU. BE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER. MARRY ME.
NOTHING.