Ladies and gentlemen: Here are two of the most perfect men on the planet, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt.
They share a name and are equally as adorable. In fact, it's virtually impossible to choose who you actually prefer. Don't believe me?
Let's just cut to the chase and look at them without their clothes on. Here's Chris Pratt looking hot AF.
And here he is doing this crazy attractive semi-naked, angry thing. Brb, dying.
And here are his washboard abs, just there for you to look at.
But then there's Chris Hemsworth casually strolling around without a shirt on and JFC is it hot in here?
I mean, just...damn.
And I'm not not even sure where to start with this.
Let's just observe Chris Pratt's impossibly perfect bicep.
And here's Chris Hemsworth in just his underwear, because YOLO.
They also look pretty good with their clothes on.
Just look at Chris Pratt wearing the shit out of this suit.
Like, I'm sorry but I can't with this suaveness.
But then Chris Hemsworth rocks up looking impossibly dapper.
And he just gets even better in black and white.
Chris Pratt is not only insanely hot, but has the most infectiously cheeky personality. Like here, when he told his co-star to take his hand off him.
Before just cracking up.
And his silliness extends to red carpets, too.
Chris Hemsworth was just as silly when he was talking about Queen Meryl being ~hands on~.
But he can also do this and suddenly you're not laughing, you're just wishing you were as close to him as that goddamn bandage.
And Chris Pratt does stuff like this that frankly make your ovaries skip a beat.
RIP ovaries.
In fact, your ovaries also struggle to cope with the fact that they're both totally dedicated husbands and fathers.
Just look at Chris Hemsworth giving these perfect answers.
He also frequently gives us intense DILF goals. Sometimes they're unbearable.
Most of the time, tbh. 😭
But Chris Pratt is just as devoted. He honestly can't believe his luck.
And says the cutest things both to his wife...
...And his son. 💔
JUST LOOK HOW CUTE.
And, despite being two of the most perfect men alive, they're both as cute and modest as each other.
See?
