1. Let’s begin with Henry Cavill, because there are very few beards that are as majestic and manly as this.
2. Then there’s David Beckham who’s managed to combine getting hotter with age and a beautiful beard to be one of the most perfect specimens on the planet.
3. Those heart palpitations may intensify when you look at Chris Evans’ facial hair.
4. And then you look at Chris Hemsworth and Oh My God you realise his beard was crafted by the hands of angels in heaven.
He knows it.
6. You may need to sit down at this stage. Have a glass of water. Get someone to fan you.
9. Before swapping him for Tom Hardy and this magnificent beard.
10. Let’s not forget this ridiculously suave offering from Lenny Kravitz.
11. If that wasn’t enough, here’s Adam Levine who wants you to know he grew this beard for you.
14. Chiwetel Ejiofor’s beard is so well groomed, you just know he’d put effort into other things too.
15. Before remembering this goddamn masterpiece.
16. Then there’s Scott Disick whose beard makes his bad boy allure all the more irresistible.
17. And Matthew McConaughey who has mastered the art of rugged perfection.
18. But just look at Ryan Reynolds’ beard and puppy dog eyes.
And, just like that, all was right with the world.