1. When he offered marital advice to Kris Humphries.
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2. When he wasn't afraid to call Kris Jenner out after she forgot the existence of her own granddaughter.
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3. When he thought nothing of trolling a pregnant Kim Kardashian.
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4. When he made this salient point.
5. And this quip.
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6. When he had zero time for Kourtney's list.
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7. When he wanted everyone aware of his royal status.
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8. Because he's Lord Disick, goddamnit.
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9. When he made this subtle request.
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10. And also this enquiry.
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11. When he totally owned Kim Kardashian.
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12. And was the only one to point out how dysfunctional her marriage was.
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13. When he did not give a flying fuck about Kris' opinion on his relationship.
14. And then said this to Bruce in the world's biggest display of giving zero fucks.
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15. When he was all LOL during this situation.
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16. And all CAN I LIVE? in this one.
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17. When he made this comment which probably went down really well with Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe.
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18. When he made this legit suggestion.
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19. When he announced Kourtney's third pregnancy like this.
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20. And decided to pack a tuxedo for the birth.
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21. And then made this point before anyone else had the chance to.
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22. When he made this observation.
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23. And offered his critique of Kourtney's outfit.
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24. When he nailed this comeback to Robert.
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25. And this one to Kourtney.
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26. When he said this to Kim moments before she walked down the aisle for the third time.
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27. And refused to participate in a family boat race for this reason.
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28. When he made his feelings about Kourtney's interior decorating very clear.
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29. Because, let's face it, his own interior design skills are far superior.
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30. When he lovingly fed the family fish.
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31. When his face just said it all.
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