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Chrissy Teigen Has Been Fucking Hilarious On Twitter So Far In 2018

She's hit the ground running.

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1. When she was literally all of us making New Year's resolutions.

forgot to make a resolution so I'm just gonna pick one thing I've already done today and run with it

2. And then was all of us trying to maintain them.

For like 12 minutes of 2017 I was sure this would become my body if I worked hard enough

3. When she didn't let the haters win.

everytime I block someone I get a warm, pleasurable, tingly sensation throughout my entire body so thank you.

4. When she made this confession.

Also I just learned that “YT people” is Youtube people and not internet slang for “white people” I thought the y wa… https://t.co/nR70UKw0Qx

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10. When John pointed out a flaw in her plan.

Was so proud of my genius idea to record a tv show on our phones when we had WiFi to watch in the air when we didn’… https://t.co/RSBdaRx3UG

11. When she made a bunch of new friends.

guest list for my birthday party coming along nicely

12. When Donald Trump tweeted this...

Another embarrassing tweet from the Commander in Queef.

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13. When she appointed herself the host of "The Most Dishonest and Corrupt Media" awards.

Excited to host the red carpet LIVE at “The Most Dishonest and Corrupt Media Awards”!!! Be sure to tune in!!

14. And took her duties very seriously.

I know he is hoping we'd forget about it but I am AMPED for the most dishonest and corrupt media awards TOMORROW AT 5PM

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16. And started dishing out the awards anyway.

17. When she shut down each and every person who commented on her food pictures.

you: “ew that looks gross”. also you: not invited for dinner anyhow.

18. When she truly fell in love with her eyelash extensions.

I refuse to wash my face and lose these eyelash extensions. I will be covered in acne and die with beautiful, fluffy lashes

19. When she did her book edits like this.

20. When she shared this pregnancy update.

my pregnancy sneezes are massive and extremely pleasurable

21. And, finally, when she made this observation.

trump became president the same year people started eating tide pods