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The World's Tallest Waterslide Is Definitely An Elaborate Death Trap

Was this constructed by ACME?

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Schlitterbahn Waterpark in Kansas City is currently building the "tallest, fastest" water slide in the world.

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The slide will be called Verrückt, which is German for insane, which you'd obviously have to be to go on this slide.

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The only good thing about this metal monstrosity is that riders won't suffer death by wedgie: crazy people will go down the slide in four-person rafts.

Yeah, that's a 17-story drop.

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

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If you're still thinking this looks like a fun slide, this behind-the-scenes video will set you straight.

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Still not convinced? You can try it out when the park opens on May 23.

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