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"What are you up to these days?" "Oh, being a meanie crime poet."
2.
Thank you for telling us what kind of hands you have.
3.
A chill death metal jam band?
5.
Stop fishing for compliments!
8.
Cryptic review of Babe 2: Pig in the City.
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I would actually get this.
11.
This one not so much.
12.
I would name my baby this.
16.
I guess this could be a legit broke-pride tatt.
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I think Shawne Merriman meant it to sound tougher than this.
18.
All right, Marat Safin.
19.
This sounds like a level in Diablo II.
20.
Sure thing, Sean May.
22.
I wasn't sure what it was.
25.
Does not take kindly to the divine mortgage crises.
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Great lifestyle brand.