Buzz·Posted on Aug 2, 201334 Ridiculous Chinese Character Tattoos TranslatedMEANIE CRIME POET HUSBAND HANDS.by by Ellie HallBuzzFeed News Reporter, by Kevin TangBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "What are you up to these days?" "Oh, being a meanie crime poet." Via spiderdaily.wayi.com.tw 2. Thank you for telling us what kind of hands you have. Via w.baike.com 3. A chill death metal jam band? hanzismatter.blogspot.com 4. Whoa there. Via xinhaiguang2008.blog.sohu.com 5. Stop fishing for compliments! hanzismatter.blogspot.com 6. Me bite too. Via epic-chinese-tattoo-fails.tumblr.com 7. hanzismatter.blogspot.com 8. Cryptic review of Babe 2: Pig in the City. hanzismatter.blogspot.com 9. I would actually get this. hanzismatter.blogspot.com 10. This one too. Via sports.qq.com 11. This one not so much. 12. I would name my baby this. Via bbs.tiexue.net 13. Via spiderdaily.wayi.com.tw 14. hanzismatter.blogspot.com 15. hanzismatter.blogspot.com 16. I guess this could be a legit broke-pride tatt. hanzismatter.blogspot.com 17. I think Shawne Merriman meant it to sound tougher than this. 18. All right, Marat Safin. 19. This sounds like a level in Diablo II. Via xinhaiguang2008.blog.sohu.com 20. Sure thing, Sean May. Via sports.espn.go.com 21. Duuude... 22. I wasn't sure what it was. Via plchinese.com 23. Ew. Via epic-chinese-tattoo-fails.tumblr.com 24. At least it's free? Via hanzismatter.blogspot.com 25. Does not take kindly to the divine mortgage crises. Via hanzismatter.blogspot.com 26. Great lifestyle brand. Via hanzismatter.blogspot.com Need more LOL in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter, and you’ll get our hottest stories in your inbox every morning!