34 Ridiculous Chinese Character Tattoos Translated

MEANIE CRIME POET HUSBAND HANDS.

1. “What are you up to these days?” “Oh, being a meanie crime poet.”

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ID: 1453715

2. Thank you for telling us what kind of hands you have.

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ID: 1453582

3. A chill death metal jam band?

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ID: 1451395

4. Whoa there.

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ID: 1453807

5. Stop fishing for compliments!

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ID: 1451172

6. Me bite too.

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ID: 1454052

7.

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ID: 1451187

8. Cryptic review of Babe 2: Pig in the City.

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ID: 1451221

9. I would actually get this.

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ID: 1451384

10. This one too.

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ID: 1454567

11. This one not so much.

ID: 1453725

12. I would name my baby this.

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ID: 1454005

13.

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ID: 1453761

14.

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ID: 1451296

15.

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ID: 1451660

16. I guess this could be a legit broke-pride tatt.

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ID: 1451789

17. I think Shawne Merriman meant it to sound tougher than this.

ID: 1453567

18. All right, Marat Safin.

ID: 1453813

19. This sounds like a level in Diablo II.

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ID: 1453823

20. Sure thing, Sean May.

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ID: 1457358

21. Duuude…

ID: 1453932

22. I wasn’t sure what it was.

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ID: 1453989

23. Ew.

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ID: 1454604

24. At least it’s free?

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ID: 1454691

25. Does not take kindly to the divine mortgage crises.

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ID: 1457524

26. Great lifestyle brand.

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ID: 1454658

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