"What are you up to these days?" "Oh, being a meanie crime poet."
Thank you for telling us what kind of hands you have.
A chill death metal jam band?
Stop fishing for compliments!
Cryptic review of Babe 2: Pig in the City.
I would actually get this.
This one not so much.
I would name my baby this.
I guess this could be a legit broke-pride tatt.
I think Shawne Merriman meant it to sound tougher than this.
All right, Marat Safin.
This sounds like a level in Diablo II.
Sure thing, Sean May.
I wasn't sure what it was.
Does not take kindly to the divine mortgage crises.
Great lifestyle brand.
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