1. "What are you up to these days?" "Oh, being a meanie crime poet."
2. Thank you for telling us what kind of hands you have.
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3. A chill death metal jam band?
4. Whoa there.
5. Stop fishing for compliments!
6. Me bite too.
8. Cryptic review of Babe 2: Pig in the City.
9. I would actually get this.
10. This one too.
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11. This one not so much.
12. I would name my baby this.
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13.
16. I guess this could be a legit broke-pride tatt.
17. I think Shawne Merriman meant it to sound tougher than this.
18. All right, Marat Safin.
19. This sounds like a level in Diablo II.
20. Sure thing, Sean May.
21. Duuude...
22. I wasn't sure what it was.
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23. Ew.
24. At least it's free?
25. Does not take kindly to the divine mortgage crises.
26. Great lifestyle brand.
