BBC Reporter Admits That He Has Nothing Important To Say About The Royal Baby
Well, at least he's honest.
Veteran BBC broadcaster Simon McCoy has been deadpanning his way through all of his royal baby news segments.
Plenty more to come from here, none of it news.
Until [the announcement], we're going to be speculating here about the royal birth with no facts.
'God help us if this ends up a long labor.' That's a view that I have heard expressed here by a couple of people.