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oh shit hillary showed up in the all-white tupac suit the debate is over
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Hillary looking like she got voted admiral of the Battlestar Galactica #DebateNight
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CHRIS WALLACE: "I'm not going to fact check the candidates." TRUMP: "Basketball is just hockey with bouncing." CHRIS WALLACE: "Fuck."
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Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
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trump: me and putin are not best friends [putin snaps the bff chain off his neck and kicks his desk]
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Welp, guess it didn't work out.
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I don't know Putin, I just gave him my HBO Go password.
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"i don't know putin. this is not my best friend."
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Trump: "we're going to do it BIGLY" Hillary:
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no way hillary is taking away my toddler's right to shoot me
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TRUMP Bernie Sanders was right about you CLINTON He's supporting me TRUMP Bernie Sanders is an idiot
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So wait everybody, maybe if we give @realdonaldtrump an Emmy he'll quit running for president & go away. #debatenight
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SUCK IT, DINGUS.
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"On the day I was in the Situation Room helping to bring Bin Laden to justice, you were hosting the Celebrity Appre… https://t.co/tFjENyVjGc
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bad ombres
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IRS: where is our money Me: I'll keep you in suspense
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good god i hope this is true #debatenight
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Trump speaks like he's trying to add words to make an essay longer
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"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." - JFK "No puppet no puppet you're the puppet." - DJT
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(•_•) <) )╯SUCH / \ \(•_•) ( (> A NASTY / \ (•_•) <) )> WOMAN / \
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Nasty Woman #inktober #debate
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Nasty Ladies of America: reminder that the coven meets on October 31 to raise those 4 million voters from the dead. Don't forget to RSVP!
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Be the nasty woman you'd like to see in the world.
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I hear the bathrooms in Trump Tower are being relabeled "Bad Hombres" and "Nasty Women."
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"Poisoning the blood of their youth" "Rip the baby out of the womb" "Bad hombres" Man, Trump offering some FIRE metal album titles
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Album name: Bad Hombres Track list: Bigly I Don't Know Putin You're the Puppet Radical Islamic Terrorism You'd Be in Jail Build a Wall
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Donald Trump: "Let's talk about China... I was in Panda Express the other day." #debate
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as a little girl l too dreamed of one day inventing sexual assault allegations against a presidential candidate for fame #debatenight
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"and then he said, 'no one has more respect for women than I do'"
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Me watching trump: what a monster *under my breath* it's supposed to be "nobody has more respect for women than I"
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"nobody has more respect for sex lumps than i do."
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Hillary: You haven't paid taxes. Donald: ur fault Hillary: You assault women Donald: Also ur fault Hillary: Violence-- Donald: u r violent
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Trying to figure out how to bring up Hillary's emails like:
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"babies are ripped from their mother's womb in the ninth month on the final day" that's called a C-section, Donald.
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Chinese steel in the streets; nasty woman in the sheets.
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A casual "Chinese Steel" is now the only way I greet or say farewell to anyone ever again
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"Donald, I am you from ten years in the future. I just wanted to tell you that something incredible has happened."
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That final debate was that last drink you know you didn't need because you already drunk but you drank it anyway now you throwing up....
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Gnight hombres… until we meet again in Little Haiti next to the beautiful Trump Plaza bc God knows you’ll get shot walking in the inner city