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12 Things That Would Definitely Happen If You Scored On Tim Howard

Just the facts.

Imagine: You get the chance to shoot on Tim Howard.

You release the shot...

...AND IT GETS BY HIM!!

Here are some things that might immediately happen as a result.

1. The sun would explode.

2. Sandwiches everywhere would be free.

3. Mountains would move.

4. People everywhere would embrace.

5. A new star would form.

6. This local man would catch a catfish with his bare hands:

7. Every caterpillar would become a butterfly at the exact same moment.

8. All the world's dolphins would do a simultaneous jump.

9. Every person on Earth would simultaneously do a choreographed dance.

10. We'd all be able to fly down stairs.

11. A unicorn would reveal itself.

12. And summer would last forever.

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If you manage to score a goal on Tim Howard, you'll move on for a shot at winning up to $1 million.

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