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12 Things That Would Definitely Happen If You Scored On Tim Howard

Just the facts.

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Imagine: You get the chance to shoot on Tim Howard.

You release the shot...



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Here are some things that might immediately happen as a result.

7. Every caterpillar would become a butterfly at the exact same moment.


And the butterflies would form a heart in the sky! The BIGGEST butterfly heart you've ever seen, and also the fewest caterpillars you've ever seen!

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If you manage to score a goal on Tim Howard, you'll move on for a shot at winning up to $1 million.

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