Imagine: You get the chance to shoot on Tim Howard.
You release the shot...
...AND IT GETS BY HIM!!
1. The sun would explode.
2. Sandwiches everywhere would be free.
3. Mountains would move.
4. People everywhere would embrace.
5. A new star would form.
6. This local man would catch a catfish with his bare hands:
7. Every caterpillar would become a butterfly at the exact same moment.
8. All the world's dolphins would do a simultaneous jump.
9. Every person on Earth would simultaneously do a choreographed dance.
10. We'd all be able to fly down stairs.
11. A unicorn would reveal itself.
12. And summer would last forever.
It's also possible none of this will happen, but something even better might! For a chance to score against the hero himself, enter the el Jimador Tequila Your Shot at $1 Million Promotion.
If you manage to score a goal on Tim Howard, you'll move on for a shot at winning up to $1 million.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. You must be at least 21 years of age and a legal resident of the United States of America to participate. Promotion void wherever prohibited or restricted by law.