Imagine: You get the chance to shoot on Tim Howard.
You release the shot...
...AND IT GETS BY HIM!!
Here are some things that might immediately happen as a result.
1. The sun would explode.
2. Sandwiches everywhere would be free.
3. Mountains would move.
4. People everywhere would embrace.
5. A new star would form.
6. This local man would catch a catfish with his bare hands:
7. Every caterpillar would become a butterfly at the exact same moment.
8. All the world's dolphins would do a simultaneous jump.
9. Every person on Earth would simultaneously do a choreographed dance.
10. We'd all be able to fly down stairs.
11. A unicorn would reveal itself.
12. And summer would last forever.
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If you manage to score a goal on Tim Howard, you'll move on for a shot at winning up to $1 million.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. You must be at least 21 years of age and a legal resident of the United States of America to participate. Promotion void wherever prohibited or restricted by law.