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12 Things That Would Definitely Happen If You Scored On Tim Howard

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Imagine: You get the chance to shoot on Tim Howard.

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You release the shot...

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ahhhh...

...AND IT GETS BY HIM!!

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⚡️ 🔥 🌙 🌟 ⭐️ 🎉 🎊 🎈 💫 ✨ 💥 !!!! AHHHHH!!!

Here are some things that might immediately happen as a result.

2. Sandwiches everywhere would be free.

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It is a known fact that when you score on Tim Howard, the world will declare a Free Sandwich Day, and people everywhere will thank you.

7. Every caterpillar would become a butterfly at the exact same moment.

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And the butterflies would form a heart in the sky! The BIGGEST butterfly heart you've ever seen, and also the fewest caterpillars you've ever seen!

9. Every person on Earth would simultaneously do a choreographed dance.

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And it would be BRAND-NEW choreography, not just some dance everyone remembers from the '90s.

It's also possible none of this will happen, but something even better might! For a chance to score against the hero himself, enter the el Jimador Tequila Your Shot at $1 Million Promotion.

If you manage to score a goal on Tim Howard, you'll move on for a shot at winning up to $1 million.

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. You must be at least 21 years of age and a legal resident of the United States of America to participate. Promotion void wherever prohibited or restricted by law.

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