Jamming out to lyricstrainingTrimming every one of your hairs to exactly the same length (every week)Updating something weird to my instagram storyTaking care of all my drunk and stupid friendsDancing it up at KapitalIn a library trying to research for my doctoral as a hundred girls (@Colleen) swoon around meAt a local café with all my friends
A flamingoA baby monkeyAn angel tbhA sexy foxThe mother henSid from Ice AgeA gopher
Getting my PDH and/or a modeling contractTeachingThe right hand man in a businessI'll have at least 4 secretaries working for meOn dancing with the starsDirector of everythingHonestly I don't even know what I'm doing right now let alone in 10 years
Can't pick just one, I'm getting all of themBurrushiJamón y quesoGazpachoCroquetasGambasEnsalada
Una noche en mi coche ;)A walk in the heart of the cityHitting the clubsYou listening to me lectureSomething cultural and romanticidc as long as it doesn't involve breaking a 1000 euro mirrorDancing at a jazz concert a la La La Land
Remain calm and call emergency servicesStomp my feet and clap really loudly and hope it scares themStand there in shockHope it doesn't ruin my perfect hair that I styled this morningYell "Joder!" and then run for my lifeLead people to safetyTeach those bugs a lesson. Fear the power.
Good one. I'm the one grabbing the wallet.I wouldn't even notice. I'm too busy talking.I'd punch the guy.Stomp on his foot with my high flamenco heelsHit him with my purse. And then teach this boy some manners.Shout and make a sceneOh please, my wallet is padlocked to me.
Cual IES Celebridad Eres Tú????
Felicidades! You're the rey de IES Abroad. You have flawless silver fox hair (styled impeccably once a week at a Salon). You run around threatening everyone unless they speak in solo Español and you sometimes steal peoples wallets. But only to teach those fools a lesson.
The Mama hen of IES, you're the one everyone calls in a crisis. You have mad style and are always there to help. Great job having your shit together, we're unable to roast you about much else.
Que bueno! Eres Chispi ;) You're saucy, sensual, and suave. You're the girl everyone wants to be and there should be a spotlight following you at all times. Although you're a little too confident that people can look as good as you doing Flamenco (cough cough Kiddest) you whipped us all into shape.
You're the darn cutest old lady to ever walk the planet. You were definitely a Flamenco dancer in a former life with all your hand waving. You are sometimes a little too obsessed with history but hey, it paid off - you have three frickin secretaries!!! We're so sorry we sometimes forgot the difference between the Neptuno and the Apolo fuentes, thanks for giving us the answers on the midterm anyway!!
LOLZ. You're Juanma!! You're objectively the weirdest member of IES Madrid and you post insta stories at least 4 times a day. You never stop talking and aren't afraid to ask the real questions (how does one insert drugs up one's butt). Hope you found your lost peanut.
Uau!! You're Ana Martín, the cutest member of IES Abroad. You can be found watching (and rewatching) La La Land, telling stories about your daughter, singing Despacito on Lyricstraining (your favorite website), or roasting Samito (your favorite student). You can never figure out how to pronounce English words (Shrek? What kind of word is that?) but it's fine because you're adorable and the best teacher we ever had. Keep being you <3
You're hot and intelligent. Need we say more? Hope not cuz we don't know anything else about you.