21 Things Any Cute But Evil Person Needs
Like a gremlin!
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Promising review: "I am typically a US 16-18 and I ordered an XXL based on the sizing suggestion. The dress fits beautifully and hugs all the right curves. I have no idea what it is made out of, but the material is thick/stiff enough that it holds it's shape well and doesn't droop. Appears to be crafted well, I checked all of the inside seams to make sure there wouldn't be any surprises. I am very, very happy with this purchase." — Moskwaka
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$19.99+ (available in sizes XS-4X, four styles).
tee as a warning shot that you're a beauty queen with dang claws.
Get it from Look Human for
$21.99 (available in eight shirt styles, five colors, and sizes XS-2XL).
another mug perfect for serving tea to guests...and then guaranteeing they never return.
evil unicorn horn your cat will hate and maybe kill you in your sleep for making them wear for Instagram likes.
cat candle who melts down to a terrifying skeleton — possibly another way to become the (deserving) recipient of your cat's disdain!
Some scarily specific
goth sunblock so you can maintain your brand without slapping on sticky aloe vera.
guillotine enamel pin that ACTUALLY MOVES. But stops just short so it won't make you bleed your own blood.
printed scarf so you can reminisce on your winter holiday at the Overlook Hotel.
A morbid AF
get-well-soon card that shows you care, but are good enough of a friend to remind the recipient of their fragile mortality.
spinner lapel pin to help you narrow down what to say after your favorite word.
And this glow-in-the-dark
T-shirt that gives passersby a heads up on your bone-chilling future.
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