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    21 Things Any Cute But Evil Person Needs

    Like a gremlin!

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    1. A retro-style skull dress with plenty of 'tude.

    2. A coffin-shaped bath caddy so you'll have more room for candles during your next Elizabeth Báthory-like bloodbath.

    3. A tee as a warning shot that you're a beauty queen with dang claws.

    4. A ~supernatural~ eyeshadow palette in gorgeous packaging to inspire your lewk.

    5. A floral skater skirt that — upon closer inspection — has skulls.

    6. A coffee mug with a rule to live and die by.

    7. And another mug perfect for serving tea to guests...and then guaranteeing they never return.

    8. An evil unicorn horn your cat will hate and maybe kill you in your sleep for making them wear for Instagram likes.

    9. And a cat candle who melts down to a terrifying skeleton — possibly another way to become the (deserving) recipient of your cat's disdain!

    10. And a red bath bomb for an accurate look.

    11. A stained-glass spiderweb you won't mind sticking around for the long haul.

    12. Some scarily specific goth sunblock so you can maintain your brand without slapping on sticky aloe vera.

    13. This guillotine enamel pin that ACTUALLY MOVES. But stops just short so it won't make you bleed your own blood.

    14. A rose-accented bomber jacket that'll tell catcallers where to shove it.

    15. A printed scarf so you can reminisce on your winter holiday at the Overlook Hotel.

    16. A morbid AF get-well-soon card that shows you care, but are good enough of a friend to remind the recipient of their fragile mortality.

    17. A deceptive smiley cap spells it out for people all up in your space.

    18. A cute Elvira patch with the right amount of teeth.

    19. This spinner lapel pin to help you narrow down what to say after your favorite word.

    20. These laser-kitten socks bc even the cutest of creatures are not to be fucked with.

    21. And this glow-in-the-dark T-shirt that gives passersby a heads up on your bone-chilling future.

    *cackles*