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21 Things Any Cute But Evil Person Needs

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1. A retro-style skull dress with plenty of 'tude.

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Promising review: "I am typically a US 16-18 and I ordered an XXL based on the sizing suggestion. The dress fits beautifully and hugs all the right curves. I have no idea what it is made out of, but the material is thick/stiff enough that it holds it's shape well and doesn't droop. Appears to be crafted well, I checked all of the inside seams to make sure there wouldn't be any surprises. I am very, very happy with this purchase." --Moskwaka

Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in sizes XS-4X, four styles).

2. A coffin-shaped bath caddy so you'll have more room for candles during your next Elizabeth Báthory-like bloodbath.

Get it from Life After Death Designs on Etsy for $65+ (available in several finishes, two sizes).
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Get it from Life After Death Designs on Etsy for $65+ (available in several finishes, two sizes).

3. A tee as a warning shot that you're a beauty queen with dang claws.

Get it from Look Human for $21.99 (available in eight shirt styles, five colors, and sizes XS-2XL).
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Get it from Look Human for $21.99 (available in eight shirt styles, five colors, and sizes XS-2XL).

4. A ~supernatural~ eyeshadow palette in gorgeous packaging to inspire your lewk.

Get it from Dolls Kill for $35. (Also available on Lunatick Cosmetic Labs in Elvira, zombie defense, and relic.)
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Get it from Dolls Kill for $35. (Also available on Lunatick Cosmetic Labs in Elvira, zombie defense, and relic.)

5. A floral skater skirt that — upon closer inspection — has skulls.

Get it from Hot Topic for $34.90 (plus sizes 0-5) or $24.90 (straight sizes XS-3X).
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Get it from Hot Topic for $34.90 (plus sizes 0-5) or $24.90 (straight sizes XS-3X).

6. A coffee mug with a rule to live and die by.

Get it from Black Craft Cult for $18.
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Get it from Black Craft Cult for $18.

7. And another mug perfect for serving tea to guests...and then guaranteeing they never return.

Get it from Dream And Craft on Etsy for $15.
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Get it from Dream And Craft on Etsy for $15.

8. An evil unicorn horn your cat will hate and maybe kill you in your sleep for making them wear for Instagram likes.

Get it from Amazon for $6.65.
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Get it from Amazon for $6.65.

9. And a cat candle who melts down to a terrifying skeleton — possibly another way to become the (deserving) recipient of your cat's disdain!

Get it from Amazon for $33.99 or Firebox for $35.89. (Also available in a dragon version from Box Lunch for $35.90.)
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Get it from Amazon for $33.99 or Firebox for $35.89. (Also available in a dragon version from Box Lunch for $35.90.)

10. And a red bath bomb for an accurate look.

Get it from La Bonita Petra on Etsy for $11+ (available in three sizes, many scents).
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Get it from La Bonita Petra on Etsy for $11+ (available in three sizes, many scents).

11. A stained-glass spiderweb you won't mind sticking around for the long haul.

Get it from The Sweet Karma Bar on Etsy for $49 (available in various colors).
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Get it from The Sweet Karma Bar on Etsy for $49 (available in various colors).

12. Some scarily specific goth sunblock so you can maintain your brand without slapping on sticky aloe vera.

Get it from Torrid for $15.
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Get it from Torrid for $15.

13. This guillotine enamel pin that ACTUALLY MOVES. But stops just short so it won't make you bleed your own blood.

Get it from Creepy Co. for $13.
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Get it from Creepy Co. for $13.

14. A rose-accented bomber jacket that'll tell catcallers where to shove it.

Get it from Dolls Kill for $52.80 (available in sizes S-L).
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Get it from Dolls Kill for $52.80 (available in sizes S-L).

15. A printed scarf so you can reminisce on your winter holiday at the Overlook Hotel.

Get it from RedBubble for $26.
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Get it from RedBubble for $26.

16. A morbid AF get-well-soon card that shows you care, but are good enough of a friend to remind the recipient of their fragile mortality.

Get it from Look Human for $4.99.
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Get it from Look Human for $4.99.

17. A deceptive smiley cap spells it out for people all up in your space.

Get it from Flying Coffin for $28.
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Get it from Flying Coffin for $28.

18. A cute Elvira patch with the right amount of teeth.

Get it from Kreepsville 666 for $7.95.
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Get it from Kreepsville 666 for $7.95.

19. This spinner lapel pin to help you narrow down what to say after your favorite word.

Get it from Ball and Chain Co. for $8.
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Get it from Ball and Chain Co. for $8.

20. These laser-kitten socks bc even the cutest of creatures are not to be fucked with.

Get them from Paw Legend for $7.99 (available in one- or two-sided options).
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Get them from Paw Legend for $7.99 (available in one- or two-sided options).

21. And this glow-in-the-dark T-shirt that gives passersby a heads up on your bone-chilling future.

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Get it from Creepy Co. for $26.99.

*cackles*

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