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    This Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock Will Shake You Awake So I Don't Have To

    For when regular alarm clocks work for everyone but you.

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    Have trouble waking up in the morning? Even with an alarm clock? And a loved one screaming at you?

    Well well well, I'm here to teach you about sonic alert alarm clocks. And *this* bed-shaking alarm clock has the stuff to maybe actually wake you the fuck up for once in your life.

    This quaking babe has an extra-loud alarm, pulsating alert lights, and a ~12-volt bed shaker~ you can put underneath your mattress or pillow. And it comes in lots of colors!

    But don't just listen to me tout its startling abilities. Check out some of its 5K+ Amazon reviews!

    Pick up a sonic alert clock from Amazon for $31.19+ (available in six colors).

    And in case you're in the market for a sonic alarm in a different style, try this lovely heart option.

    Or a skull number in case you sleep like the dead. ⚰️

    Or if you'd like to tip-toe into a sonic alert, there's a junior version that'll pack HALF the power of the regular!

    Now that you're awake, staying caffeinated is on you.

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