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2. A cordless Hitachi wand (truly the stuff of legend) with eight super powerful vibration patterns eager to please.
3. A small flashy butt plug that'll be perfect for beginners — or just slideeee right in for those with butt play experience.
4. A water-based lube to make thrusting, slipping in, and all the other action verbs you get up to a bit smoother.
5. Or a silicone-based lube that won't feel sticky as it lasts nearly as long as you. (Or longer? Whatever, just have fun!)
6. A soft but firm dildo with a suction cup to keep it steady on surfaces while you go to work on it.
7. Or a veinier(?!) 9-inch dildo with a strong suction base that can also work in an O-ring for some strap-on play.
8. A flexible silicone vibrator that'll easily bend to the whims your vibes of yore would never. Plus it's waterproof!
9. A strap-on with a dildo and lube that reviewers with strap-on experience say is really comfy. Go ahead and give it a spin.
10. A four-piece butt plug training set in graduated sizes so you can work your way up to the top (or in this case, bottom).
11. Or a three-piece butt plug training kit with an easier-to-grab flared base, which will be less intimidating for beginners or especially handy for people who have limited dexterity.
13. Or an intersex pride thigh harness with three O-ring options for toys that'll be especially welcome for those with limited mobility. Plus the seller can make it with handle holds for easier accessibility if you just ask when ordering!
15. A Jack 2-in-1 stroker made of super soft silicone with a ribbed stroker cavity to create allll kinds of feel-good suction for anatomy that's at least 1/2-inch in diameter.
17. Color-changing nipple suckers that'll turn from purple to pink as things really heat up. Reviewers say they're great on nipples (obvs) but also create some great suction on the clit. We love a multi-use item!
18. An 18-inch double-ended dildo with a realistic feel that'll bend to your (and/or your partner's) whims for a ~flexible~ option that'll work for solo double penetration or a shared round of pleasure. As they say, sharing is caring!
19. Or a ~flexible~ double-ended dildo that's 22 inches long with realistic veins for some extra sensation, meaning it'll be a fave for solo dual plugging or with your bae.
20. A remote-control massager with a penis ring and 10 vibration speeds that'll help access a P-spot or other tender inner parts that deserve a bit more attention. Oh, and it's waterproof!
21. A packer pair of briefs to help create a natural bulge any ole time BUT can also be used for a strap-on experience. A double panel inside the boxer pouch even lets you use a double-ended dildo!
22. A strapless strap-on dildo vibrator that has a posable pony to really get in there as needed. Psst, it's waterproof.
23. A luxurious stainless-steel dildo to help out in temperature play and reaching G-spots, P-spots, and all sorts of other pleasurable places.
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