1. A *painless* facial hair remover because you've been a pain in Mom's you-know-where for your lifetime so it'll help to ease up the pain elsewhere.
2. A pet fur-removal broom that'll also do major work getting the human hair outta the rugs and carpet. Just don't bring up about all the times you had to have your childhood bathroom drain's snaked.
3. A *quick* carpet stain remover to help erase all of the spills you make as an adult. And pay penance for all your childhood spills. (Apologies to my mom for all my spilled beverages! Even in my thirties!)
4. A kitchen sink caddy that'll keep various sponges, brushes, and soaps from crowding the hand-washing station. Now when was the last time you washed those paws?
5. A windproof umbrella everyone in the fam will want to buy for each other...which is good because other people always seem to steal yours.
6. A collagen-coating hair treatment set to help mend your damaged strands and smooth things out at a *very* affordable price. I've used this stuff and it's on par with luxury hair treatments!
7. A teeth-whitening pen – it'll put only a teensy dent in your budget *plus* they're way easier to use than white strips and taste minty. "No Mom, I did not spend a couple hundo at the dentist." ::slips spare whitening pen across table::
8. A mini waffle maker in a bunch of colors you'll wanna post about on social ASAP, sure to get mom's attention.
9. A Revlon blow-dryer and volumizer brush to help giving yourself a blowout become something that's possible as a mere human, minus the salon appointment or extra arm. You aunt is already asking for the link.
10. A falsise-effect mascara – it can make for a super dramatic before and after. The book club is going to going to need deets ASAP.
11. Affresh dishwasher tablets that'll get rid of residue that ends up creating odor and buildup on your dishes. Turns out, you don't need a new dishwasher, it just needs a proper cleaning. Same with your parents'!
12. And some washing machine tablets to help get the funk out of your towels because it turns out, the machine that cleans your things should also be clean.
13. A jewelry cleaning pen for *gently* reviving the look of your jewels that you DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE have grown cloudy over time. Don't worry, it's made with micro-fine cleansers, polishing agents, and a polymer for a pro-level shine at the price of your morning coffee order.
14. Bottle Bright cleaning tablets to revive the look (and taste!) of the stainless-steel thermos you use every dang day (whether you're WFH or not) but aren't so great at washing like you should. Use this so your mom will stop dragging you. Then you can drag her about her dirty thermoses.
15. Foaming garbage disposer tablets so your biggest kitchen helper can keep running on 100 instead of ruining your day. Remember in your old house when you thought you had a disposal but you didn't? Yeahhhhhh.
16. Indoor plant-food spikes to help you FINALLY feel like an adequate plant parent. You spent way too much on it at the farmers market anyway and are determined to help this one thrive. This is the year that we don't kill off every houseplant!
17. A nail and cuticle oil that'll tend to the skin around your nails and also make those raggedy nails look so much healthier. First you stopped biting your nails, now you can make 'em look you paid for some pro cuticle care.
18. Anti-fog spray we could all use, whether for eyeglasses, sunglasses, or even swim goggles!
19. A 3D mouth bracket that'll clip onto the inside of your mask so you have plenty of room to breathe, keep your lipstick intact, and your glasses from fogging. (That is, if you weren't already using that spray!)
20. A memory foam seat cushion with cooling gel to make your car seat or desk chair bearable, nay, comfy(?!) for longer stretches of time. Your poor behind and lower back will thank you.
21. A drill brush attachment that'll scrub a dub for ya. And then your mom!
22. A produce-saving container for making the most of all that produce you're really making an effort to consume. But remember that sharing is caring. Mom will be grateful for a few more days to eat that baby spinach!
23. An essential oil stick you can keep in your matchings bags (yep, that's how y'all roll) in the case of a headache.
24. A pet hair roller in case you feel like a hedgehog anytime you get up from a piece of furniture. This is a cat household, not a hedgehog household. Put this fur-removing tool to WORK.
25. The scalp care brush that'll work wonders by massaging your scalp (with or without a clarifying shampoo) so you can start with a *true* clean slate and put those haircare products to full use. This'll feel on par with a shampoo massage at the salon!
26. A box of face masks made to tighten your pores, lift your skin and just make you look all glowy in general. AND once you put one one, you'll look like a zombie. So fun! Time to do a Facetime with your brother without giving him a heads up.
27. An array of colorful pens you'll wanna scribble all over your planner or journal with — look at you filling up your calendar!
28. Wine drops for removing the tannins and sulfates that tend to be the guilty party when it comes to wine headaches. Speaking of guilty parties, they'll be especially great to have nearby next time you and Moms start binge-watching that new British detective series.
29. Soft silicone ear plugs you can mold to block out sound, water, the cackling of your brother playing video games late into the night with his friends...I'm sure you'll come up with some ideas.
30. Suspenders for your sheets that are exactly how they sound so no matter how much you toss and turn, your fitted sheet won't pop you in the face in the middle of the night when it comes loose. It happens! I know!
31. A soap-dispensing dish brush to help cut precious seconds off the chore. As someone who doesn't have a dishwasher, ummm, I think I need this. And any mom who treats a dishwasher as a drying rack will really appreciate this.
32. A spiky massage ball so mom won't have to ~roll with it~ when it comes to foot pain.
33. And a pair of compression sleeves for your feet you can don underneath your socks. Folks with plantar fasciitis, heel pain, flat feet, and other painful issues swear by them. Time to make those old dogs feel like puppies again.
34. Cable clips you can stick on to surfaces as you please to hold charging cables in place — all the better to make sure everyone's device is juiced up for impromptu FaceTime chats.
35. And a screen cleaner that'll help make sure that you can see each other's faces clearly during all those digital chats. Is that a fingerprint or did you just smudge something on your face?
36. Blending sponges to help ensure that when you do actually put on makeup, it looks like a pro did it.
37. A super effective makeup brush shampoo because you're pretty sure Mom's blush brush is from when you were in preschool. Nope, don't divert the attention. YOU need to wash your makeup brushes too.
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