35 Things That Belong In Every Lazy Person's Dream Home
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1. A claw grabber that'll save you the trouble of dragging a step stool closer to a lofty shelf.
Buy one for every room or keep yours in a holster at all times.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
2. A closet packed with comfy onesies that have flaps so you don't have to get undressed to go to the bathroom.
Get it from Amazon for $29.99+. / Available in unisex sizes 2XS-2XL, 16 patterns, non-footed version.
3. A plug-in Wi-Fi extender so you can watch uninterrupted videos, even when you're in your basement pillow fort.
The extender works with a standard router and high-speed Internet connection, and helps zero in on the best location for optimal Wi-Fi coverage. Move it from outlet to outlet without interruption for better gaming and streaming.
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
4. A remote-controlled curtain rod to let in some natural light — without making you leave the confines of your bedding.
Get it from Amazon for $172.83. / Available in 26"–40", 68"–120", and 80"–144".
5. A weighted drink holder that'll let you park a steaming-hot cup of coffee beside you 'til it's ready to drink.
6. The Dot, which uses Alexa to outsource tasks like summoning an Uber, ordering pizza, opening garage doors, switching on lawn sprinklers. Basically everything but opening a beer for you.
7. A salad spinner for when you walk the line between lazy and not ingesting pesticides.
Get it from Amazon for $29.95. / Also available in clear.
8. A self-cleaning cat litter box that looks like a toilet bowl.
This gadget flushes out waste and washes itself clean. It works with washable granules -- instead of traditional clay litter -- that you can use over and over again while satisfying your feline's digging desires.
Get it from Amazon for $235.
9. A Wi-Fi video doorbell that shows who's at the door and lets you talk to them while still in bed. (Yep, this guy is judging you for your lazy, efficient ways.)
The system sends your phone an alert when motion is detected and records a video clip of what's happening at your front door.
Get it from Amazon for $79.99.
10. A linen bedding set that snaps together so you can make your bed in one fell swoop.
11. A portable combo fridge/warmer in every room so you'll always have a cold can of beer OR a warm slice of pizza.
It'll hold as many as six 12-oz. cans. Plug it into a wall outlet or 12V car charger.
Get it from Amazon for $43.95. / Also available in white.
12. A 100-foot de-icing cable so your roof won't suffer damage this winter.
Screw in the mounting clips to wind the wire on your roof, (like so), to make a better path for snow to melt on the roof and funnel into the gutters. No more frozen ice dams or blocked gutters!
Get it from Amazon for $54.99.
13. A Philips Hue kit that you can program with Alexa to control your household lights.
Get two A19 LED light bulbs and a hub from Amazon for $69.94.
14. A spider-like tablet holder that'll straddle you in bed or on the couch for easier binge-watching.
Get it from Amazon for $39.95.
15. And a smart device clamp stand for when you need 360 degrees of rotation.
Get it from Amazon for $34.81.
16. A touchless lube dispenser that warms it to the perfect temp, outsourcing some of the hard work.
Get it from Pulse for $199.
17. A bedside caddy that'll corral your remote control, tablet, and current reading material.
Get it from Amazon for $16.38.
18. A 2-in-1 food chopper because washing cutting boards is for chumps.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
19. A flexible hair dryer stand that'll reserve your arm strength for sipping champs.
Get it from Bed, Bath & Beyond for $19.99.
20. The Alexa-enabled Nest thermostat system that sends you alerts, knows when you're home, and will flash the time, temp, and weather when it spots you from across the room.
Get it from Amazon for $234.97.
21. A three-piece set of FDA-approved non-stick oven liners that cut down on cleanup time.
Get them from Amazon for $12.99.
22. Or a self-cleaning oven with a steam clean option.
Get it from The Home Depot for $899.10. / Available in four finishes.
23. A monthly paper plate subscription so you never have to wash dishes.
Get a subscription of five packs of 44 plates from Amazon for $16.09.
24. A play mat-turned-bag that'll make quick work of cleaning up toys.
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
25. An automatic pet food dispenser that'll keep Fido fed when you're away or just watching a movie on the couch.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99+.
26. A bagel guillotine because why dirty a perfectly good knife?
Get it from Amazon for $17.95+.
27. An easy tear paper-towel holder that requires only one hand to maneuver.
Your other hand is for holding pizza.
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
28. A slow cooker with a temperature probe or Wi-Fi enabled Crock-Pot to set and forget your dinner...until you catch a delicious whiff.
Whip up one of these 21 five-ingredient recipes.
29. A robot vacuum that'll also mop your hard floors.
Get it from Amazon for $179.99.
30. A USB outlet cover so you don't have to dig around for a phone charger.
Get it from SnapPower for $20+. / Also available in two-, three-, five-, and ten-packs.
31. A motion-sensor trashcan that you don't have to touch.
Get it from Amazon for $42.99.
32. An air-conditioned bed cover for when you just can't bring yourself to step outdoors.
Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $276.
33. A set of 200 super-long 17" straws for sipping your drink without moving it from the coffee table.
Get them from Amazon for $17.43.
34. A robot butler to handle onerous household tasks.
Get it from Amazon for $48.99.
35. And a boyfriend pillow for when you want snuggles but are too lazy to meet new people.
Get it from Amazon for $34.95. / Available in three colors.
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