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44 Gifts Your Favorite Weirdo Will Probably Appreciate

Yes, there are several toilet humor-related items in here. So you have options.

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1. A screaming goat that'll make them say "it me" when it shrieks on their behalf.

the screaming toy goat and a small pocket guide
amazon.com

Promising review: "I spend about 90% of my day silently screaming at the computer because, well, welcome to customer service. Since this little goat arrived, I no longer look like I am practicing for my appearance on Jerry Springer. I just push the little goat. He screams (but not in a disruptive way). I smile. I am no longer annoyed. I survived peak season because of this goat. I owe my sanity to you, screaming goat." —Gab&Amanda

Get it from Amazon for $7.72.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

2. A squirrel-size picnic table that'll provide dinner (for the squirrel) and a show (for them). Talk about some tableside entertainment!

Amazon

Promising review: "This is such a cute concept, but also a well-made and great-proportioned product. There were several picnic tables for squirrels to choose from, and I’m so glad we chose this one! It’s beautiful, and the customer service is so friendly — they even sent us a hand-written thank you!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (and pick up the squirrel corn here).

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

3. A Star Wars light saber chopsticks set for the pal who's already accrued every single Baby Yoda thing.

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The lights can be turned on or off with a button at the top. The chopsticks also come with new batteries and a stopper included. If the batteries go out, you can replace them with 3 x LR41 camera batteries.

Promising review: "I gave these as Christmas presents and bought this set for myself. Seriously cool and amazing! Everyone was excited when they received them. They are extremely lightweight and easy to use. My friends are planning a Star Wars night at a local all-you-can-eat sushi place. Should be awesome!" —Johnny

Get it from Amazon for $19.97 (set comes with chopsticks in four different light colors) and the 3 x LR41 camera batteries for $6.95.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

4. A not-so-basic T-shirt made of natural fibers like CRAB SHELLS (yes, really) to help reduce odor and stay fresh between washes. Weird + practical FTW.

Allbirds

These shirts are made from TrinoXO, which is Allbirds' super-yarn with the added bonus of chitosan, a naturally occurring, odor-reducing fiber responsibly extracted from snow crab shells. Read more here.

Get it from Allbirds for $48 (available in men's sizes XS–XXXL and six colors, and women's sizes XS–XXXL and six colors).

Shipping info: Expedited 2–day and overnight shipping options are available at additional cost.

5. And a stabby crab pin they can wear on their crab shirt to commemorate this legend.

enamel pin of crab holding a knife
GhostBarn / Etsy

GhostBarn is a shop specializing in handmade art objects, including enamel pins of other crustaceans. 

Get it from GhostBarn on Etsy for $12.50.

Shipping info: Order ships in 1–6 days. 

6. A coffee mug that transforms from solid black to utter perfection that your pal who dragged you on a New Orleans cemetery tour to see Nic Cage's pyramid tomb will certainly treasure. (I'm describing myself.)

coffee mug with Nic Cage's face on it with flowers and the words "You're my national treasure"
Amazon

Feast your eyes upon the tomb!

Get it from Amazon for $17.50.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

7. A scenic wall calendar any animal lover with an appreciation for all facets of nature will adore.

Amazon

Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

8. Bacon bandages because they swear that bacon makes anything taste better. Let's see how it fares for scrapes and cuts.

bandages that look like strips of bacon
Amazon

Get a 25-pack from Amazon for $8.14.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

9. A boba tumbler they can drink boba from. Or just make intense eye contact with from across the room when they're feeling thirsty.

drink tumbler with a face on it
Smoko

Get it from Smoko for $14.

Shipping info: Expedited options available. 

10. And a a six-pack of boba earrings that'll just look the CUTEST.

Amazon

Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

11. A *mythical* meats jerky set to help settle the debate about just how tough a werewolf or chupacabra meat is. Oh, and they're keto-friendly!

the jerky stick set
Amazon

Pssst, it's actually beef, buffalo, venison.

Promising review: "I got these as a Father's Day gift for my hubby and my dad and both of them absolutely loved this. It is such a unique gift even for that hard-to-buy-for person. The kids got a great kick out of it too." —Katherine Rowe

Get it from Amazon for $24.95.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

12. A desktop Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy they can dance along to because it's a little weird just HOW good they are at that dance.

the wacky inflatable guy
Amazon

Promising review: "I opened the package and screamed for joy! As I placed the nine-volt battery my hands were trembling with what was going to happen next! As I turned on the wacky waving inflatable tube man I knew I had a friend for life. Someone you can really count on cheering you up when you are feeling down. He brought me such joy I started to cry with laughter and happiness." —Robert Wurstner

Get it from Amazon for $6.79.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

13. A Chewbacca vest that'll scream FASHION in Wookie (I don't know the translation yet, I'm not to that level on DuoLingo, OK?) for the pal who's been on the prowl some faux-fur the exact shade of Chewy.

Her Universe

Get it from Her Universe for $53.94 (available in women's sizes XS–XL, 2X, 3X).

Shipping info: Expedited shipping options available.

14. A cat-carrying backpack in case they've been trying to train their cat on a leash but it hasn't quite taken yet. Tbh, an astronaut-looking cat is an even more delightful view for passersby!

person with a backpack on that has a clear window so you can see the cat in it
Your Cat Backpack

Get it from Your Cat Backpack for $119 (available in four colors).

Shipping info: Orders are packed within 2–3 business days and usually arrive within 3–5 business days. 

15. A mixed bag of edible bugs because you've heard them claim they'd be game for trying some bugs as a protein source. First up, the silk worm!

bag of bugs
Amazon

Promising review: "I have never had so much fun with the grandkids as I have had goofing around eating these insects with them. They are both petrified, and fascinated. Best money I ever spent." —Debra Harrington

Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

16. Cleansing goo for the detail-oriented slime fan that'll turn out to be extremely practical!

Amazon

The gel is nonsticky and lemon-scented. It's also biodegradable so when you're ready to toss it, you won't be hurting Mother Earth at all. 🌎

Promising review: "I was skeptical at first. I was afraid my keyboard would be all gummed up with yellow slime! The opposite happened. The gel cleaned it as good as new. It got all those dog hairs between the keys and there's no smell lingering on the keyboard or my hands. There's no sign I even used it except a clean keyboard. It's also kind of fun to play with. Squeeze it between your fingers! LOL. My next task for it will be those dust return air vents on our heating system and my dusty window blinds. This stuff works!" —Billy

Get it from Amazon for $8.51.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

17. A couple of urinal shot glasses they'll need OK? Even if they have a kitchen cabinet shelf full of shot glasses. These'll make the rest a total wash.

urinal-shaped shot glasses
Amazon

Promising review: "I gave this a white elephant gift at a party. Everyone at the party loved them and wished it was the gift they received. The shot glasses are made well and actually resemble a urinal. They are a little awkward to drink from based on the shape but that was to be expected with the novelty gift and what they are. They arrived well-packaged inside the box from the seller with bubble wrap for protection which I really appreciated." —DANGELO R BONECELLI

Get them from Amazon for $12.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

18. A Krispy Kreme x Jelly Belly set for the person who more or less runs on sugar. Or whose sleepwalking alter ego loooooooves candy. Whatever, these'll be a solid choice for lots of folks.

Krispy Kreme jelly ban set
Amazon

Get it from Amazon for $8.66.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

19. A ramen hoodie (in chicken or beef flavor!) that'll turn into their WFH uniform. They're gonna need those matching pants too.

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Promising review: "I bought the chicken and beef ramen hoodies for me and my best friend. We are both incredibly pleased with this product. I would recommend one size bigger than you normally wear." —Allysia Warner

Get it from Amazon for $24.95+ (available in unisex sizes S–XXL, and chicken, beef, and nine non-ramen designs).

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

20. A worst-case scenario cookbook for the person who has a bug-out bag and has been taking notes from all those soap-operatic seasons of The Walking Dead.

the cover of "Eating through the zombie apocalypse"
Amazon

Promising review: "Bought this as a gift for a coworker who is obsessed with weird disasters (she's eagerly awaiting a real Sharknado) and she loves it. The tips are easy to read... her 6-year-old can understand them. Recipes she has tried are also good." —Tabi

Get it from Amazon for $16.72.

I also rec Max Brooks's classic, The Zombie Survival Guide!

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

21. A shrimp neck pillow that'll cradle them — even if they're allergic to the real deal.

Amazon

Promising review: "I got this for my dad to use when he watches TV in his 'sleep chair.' It's not so big that it annoys him when he is awake but large and plump enough that it protects his neck in case his head falls forward or to the side when he inevitably falls asleep while watching TV. He also likes it because my mom thinks it looks gross. There are probably better options for travel, maybe something that packs down better, but I'm happy with my purchase." —James

Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

22. A pair of reading glasses that'll let them look at stuff while horizontal so whoever's in the living room can never truly tell if they're asleep or not. No changing the channel from the rodeo rerun from eight years ago on the TV with the loud buzzing at 11:03 p.m. on a Tuesday. Nope. Do not even walk toward the remote. (OK these are also practical.)

person lying down wearing the glasses and watching TV.
Amazon

Promising review: "Bought these as a humorous stocking stuffer, and my husband actually uses them! He has neck issues, and he watches tv in the recliner using them. They look hilarious, but if they help him enjoy watching TV without neck pain, it is a win win! They are much higher quality than I expected for the price. I thought they would be flimsy, but they are actually very well made. I was impressed." —Laura S

Get it from Amazon for $14.97.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

23. A gnome riding a corgi because they're all full up on cute corgi coffee mugs and enamel pins.

statue of a corgi with a horse-like saddle on it and a garden gnome riding it
Amazon

Promising review: "I bought this for my wife and she loves it. We have gnomes and various other pieces of yard art so I thought she would like to add it to the collection. However, she likes it so much that it has a place inside of the house. If it were to be outside it would not be too small and it would fit in size wise with our other gnomes." —flguy

Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

Shipping info: Will arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

24. Dr. Pimple Popper's game for the person who can't get enough of her addictive videos. ::raises hand::

the face in the game with a person pulling the pimples out
Amazon

This game is for ages 5+. Game play involves spinner the arrow to see if you should *carefully* pop a pimple on Pete's forehead, cheeks, or chin without upsetting him!

Promising review: "This was a gift for my mother in law who loves Dr. Pimple Popper. She was completely entertained by the game and had a lot of fun playing it. The game was sturdy and made a great gift." —AmandaRose

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

25. A Watch Ya' Mouth game will provide a hilarious twist to family game night for the person who's game for everything. Or just brags about how good they are at talking to the dentist. Enough with the bragging!

Amazon, amazon.com

Promising review: "This game is hilarious! The kids and adults were both laughing so hard I'm surprised no one peed their pants! This game is great! The only downfall is, once you've gone through the cards, you can pretty much guess what they're saying. We tried making new cards, but then one person knew all of the cards which made it no fun for them. Maybe, next time, we'll all make cards so the guessing can continue. Hopefully that will fix the ONLY issue. Have fun!!! Pro tip, floss and brush your teeth before you play! Your friends will see EVERYTHING. Oh! And bring napkins 😂." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in four varieties).

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

26. Or a Butts in Space card game for some gaming with considerably less drool. At least I think so?!

the card game box
Amazon

Promising review: "Game came less than 24 hours after ordering and we've already played five games in the last 48 hours. BIG hit with the whole family and both kids (ages 7 and 16, for reference.) It reminds me a little of Unstable Unicorns, but less complex. Fun and zany and very easy for all ages to pick up in one game. Cute graphics, too. VERY happy with this one and I can tell it'll get a lot of play in our house." —Jennifer

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

Shipping info: Will arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

27. An incredibly helpful guide to farts that'll help them get the most important answers to life's questions.

Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence
Amazon

Promising review: "This was a gift I gave my 45-year-old son! Yes, they never leave the fart phase. ;) But this book is actually filled with very interesting info... lots of science written in an entertaining fashion. And the simple illustrations fit perfectly. I admit that I read it before giving it to my son. He will now be the most popular teacher on his high school campus because... hey, who else knows that sloths don't fart? LOL! If you're looking for something different for a gift, consider this. I think I'm going to order another one!" —Maryann Watkins

Get it from Amazon for $14.40.

And check out a relevant coloring book!

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

28. A motion-activated toilet light that I guarantee SOMEONE on your gift list will love.

toilet with half in the daylight and half in the dark with the toilet lit up
Amazon

It fits on any toilet bowl, and has 16 colors, 5 brightness levels, and a 170-degree radius.

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

29. A copy of A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape as a resource for people using the toilet as a social escape. Sometimes you just need some time to yourself. And this book acknowledges and honors that.

the book cover
Amazon

And if you run out of things to look at in this book, just check out Joe Pera's YouTube channel or his excellent Adult Swim show Joe Pera Talks With You on your phone. 

Get it from Amazon for $13.49.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

30. A coin bank so they can finally put their money where *A* mouth is.

coin bank with face where you put the change in its mouth
Amazon

Promising review: "Most meaningful and important item I have ever in my life bought. It should be valued at such a higher amount and literally everyone should own at least two. My life wasn't complete before I owned this. Now i have new meaning and purpose. Every day i wake up and stare at it for at least 45 minutes to remind myself why I do what I do. Buy this. Now." —Forrest Dykes

Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in three colors).

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

31. A pair of beetle shell earrings for the person who's pretty into taxidermy *and* statement earrings.

beetle shell earrings
Little Black Bones / Etsy

Little Black Bones is a Los Angeles-based shop that specializes in oddities.

Get them from Little Black Bones on Etsy for $30.

Shipping info: Ships in 2–3 days.

32. A Moth Man sweatshirt will finally give them an actual prompt to start talking about cryptid stuff instead of poking around for a friendly hole in the conversation. (I KNOW, because I'm that person.)

Moth Man sweatshirt
Wicked Clothes

Get it from Wicked Clothes for $44 (available in sizes S–3XL; also available as a T-shirt).

Shipping info: Most orders are processed in 1–3 business days. After it's shipped, average delivery times are 2–5 business days within the United States.

33. A carbonated bubble clay mask for a funny effect that'll also help 'em clear out their pores. Maybe buy some for yourself too and schedule a Facetime?

Amazon, amazon.com

Promising review: "Wow! I purchased this on a whim after seeing one of my favorite YouTubers try it out. I didn't expect a lot from it. I tried it out and was shocked!!! The mask was simple (and fun) to use. I wasn't sure I felt a lot happening while it was on, but it was pretty cool how the bubbles started to grow off of my face. Upon inspection after using this mask I was completely amazed. My face felt cleaner than it has in a very long time AND my pores looked amazing! I don't remember a time when I felt like my pores looked great before using this mask. I would highly recommend this mask to anyone. It's also so much cheaper than the GlamGlow ones I have been using (and didn't see near these results from)." —K. Textor

Get it from Amazon for $11.60.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

34. A "Satan's Blood" hot sauce folks who'd THRIVE on the show Hot Ones (or at least say so) will adore.

reviewer holding the bottle
amazon.com

Promising review: "This hot sauce is not for the faint of heart. One whiff sent my nostrils all in a tingle and my eyes teared up. I may just have made a pact with the devil 😈 Love the cool looking bottle too!" —Bm

Get it from Amazon for $16.89.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

35. A tortilla blanket that'll make them feel cozy on the outside like a burrito makes them feel cozy on the inside.

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Promising review: "What a great blanket. I bought it as a gift for my adult nephew, and he loved it. It’s big (I ordered the 71" one), it’s very soft and lightweight, and it actually looks like a real tortilla, even has 'burn marks' (I ordered style G). For gifting, I rolled it up like a burrito and wrapped it in aluminum foil — like a real burrito. Even the dog got excited, licking his lips, thinking it was a burrito." —Natalie A.

Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in eight styles and four sizes).

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

36. TP marshmallows they can put in their hot chocolate or whatever. Idk. But just be sure to make it clear that these are marshmallows.

marshmallows that look like rolls of toilet paper
Candy With A Twist / Etsy

Candy With A Twist is a Black woman-owned biz based in New Jersey. Please allow for a 2-week lead time before shipping.

Get it from Candy With A Twist on Etsy for $12.

Also check out the shop's pizza marshmallows!

Shipping info: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. 

37. An estate-planning journal in case they have a morbid fascination with death. (Also, someone feel free to buy me this.)

A reviewer photo of the I'm Dead, Now What? book cover.
amazon.com

This is not a legal will but it is designed to help you get organized so you can make one and it helps to spell out everything that your loved ones might wonder in the event of your...you know.

Promising review: "Don’t let the title throw you (you can order the same material with a 'softer' title if you want, but why?), this book allows you to enter the information that your loved ones will need when you’re gone...and save them so much trouble at a time when they have enough grief to deal with. As an estate planning attorney, I recommend these books to ALL my clients. And remind them to keep the info up to date...to save the ones you love time, anguish, and money." —PJ

Get it from Amazon for $13.49.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

38. And a coffee table book about cemeteries so they can perhaps find some inspiration IRL for their future resting place. Or just pay their respects. Cemeteries *and* graveyards are great! Do not dare confuse the two in my presence.

Amazon

Promising review: "I bought this as a Christmas gift for my dad. As a big history buff, he loves wondering around old cemeteries so I thought this would be perfect for him! He loved it! He told me he was really enjoying it. I’m glad I found this because it really was the perfect gift for my Dad!" —K.

Get it from Amazon for $23.49.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

39. A light saber wiper blade cover because The Force is always with them...even when they're out running errands.

Amazon

It's reflective, so it glows! Some of the reviewers suggest that you attach it with Velcro, or another kind of hook-and-loop adhesive, so you can easily remove and re-attach the cover as needed.

Promising review: "I bought this knowing it would just be a piece of plastic, but didn't care because I thought it would be fun to have on my car. I've received so many compliments so it definitely was a good buy." —ewitt3

Get it from Amazon for $18.95.

Shipping info: Will arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

40. A jar of TICARVE Dust Cleaning Gel for the person who can NOT get enough slime and is always sending you slime videos on Instagram even though you're personally not a fan. They're gonna looooove this useful goo.

@lollyjaneblog / Via tiktok.com, Amazon

Promising review: "People told me not to buy this and that it didn't work. Boy were they wrong. I just bought a brand-new Toyota Tacoma and it is somehow a perpetual dust magnet. The gauges fill up with dust. Everything...dust. This is the best solution I have found for it. It works wonderfully and leaves no residue. Don't drag the goo, just press and pull, press and pull. I plan to have one of these in each of my vehicles at all times from now on." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $5.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

41. A toilet planter watering spike to tend to their houseplants and add some real culture to their space.

toilet shaped planter water spike in a houseplant
MountainMudWorks / Etsy

MountainMudWorks is Colorado Springs-based shop specializing in functional pottery.

Promising review: "I got this for the money tree I have in my bathroom and it brings me so much joy. It’s the little things! 🌿🚽" —Kelsey Dunkelman

Get it from MountainMudWorks on Etsy for $19.99 (available in three colors).

Shipping info: Ships within 1–5 business days.

42. And some very nosey plant pots to help liven up their houseplant collection.

three differently sized plant pots with googly eyes on them
Amazon

Promising review: "These are super cute. Made very well, and actually pretty heavy. They also have a thick glaze on them to protect them. Well worth the money!! Would buy again." —Jerry S.

Get them from Amazon for $21.99.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

43. FOODHEIM: A Culinary Adventure — a cookbook by Eric Wareheim that your pal who's obsessed with Tim & Eric (ME) and is also very into food would dig. GIft 'em this and then ask them to fix you some Grandma food.

the book cover
Amazon

Promising review: "What’s it called when you’re like thirsty? But for food? That’s what this book makes me. Chapter on small horses? Check. Pizza recipes? Check. It has everything.

My wife caught me reading it naked. Uh oh?" —John

Get it from Amazon for $22.49.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

44. And a bag of some "reindeer farts" that'll send anyone into a fit of giggles, regardless of age.

bag of cotton candle called "reindeer farts"
Amazon

Promising review: "I won't lie, the whole reason I purchased this is because I knew that my kids would laugh at the name. However, I was really happy with how yummy the actual cotton candy in the bag was! The candy was fresh, and well packaged, and the product name got the laughs expected. Overall, I would say it's a bit expensive for what you get (though it was easily enough for me and two children to share), but would still recommend as a cute/silly gift for someone who would get a kick out of this type of thing." —Deb

Get it from Amazon for $8.95.

Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

When your taste your pal's bag of bugs and realize you didn't buy one for yourself:

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